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    Choriok - Russian Martial Art

    I imagine somewhere on here this **** has been posted, but I searched for "Choriok" and nothing came up. For context, you'd have seen these idiots before, but maybe not seen the name, or you have, I don't know you so...

    Anyway, take a look at this fucked up base head pageantry:









    Am I missing something? Did we miss this or was it named something other than "Choriok"? I thought Systema was high grade bullshit.

    I mean, my god, how in the blue **** does someone even think they are doing anything remotely effective. I am thoroughly confused and am wondering if it is a troll job on or by Systema followers.
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    Idiot/Mentally Ill or Troll Pretending to be a Idiot/Mentally Ill.
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    Lol i know this guy. His videos pop up every now and again on some martials pages i like on facebook. I always thought he was just pretending to do kung fu and didnt think there was actually a name for this fuckery.

    Whats strange is how some videos theres other people in on this ****. Judging by the movements especially in the last video and how singlet guy is spaced out, im convinced they are having an acid trip.
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    That’s just the kind of crazy **** Russians do when they are drunk... which, admittedly, is most of the time.

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    Mentally Ill, Heavenly Impaired.
    You say potato I say vodka, could be lack of sleep and meth. A strong hallucinogenic could do that too. So could boredom or head trauma. I mean there are thousands of possibilities.
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    That's some pretty weird **** right there.
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    That guy did way too many drugs in the nineties. He's videoing his acid rave flashbacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I imagine somewhere on here this **** has been posted, but I searched for "Choriok" and nothing came up. For context, you'd have seen these idiots before, but maybe not seen the name, or you have, I don't know you so...

    Anyway, take a look at this fucked up base head pageantry:









    Am I missing something? Did we miss this or was it named something other than "Choriok"? I thought Systema was high grade bullshit.

    I mean, my god, how in the blue **** does someone even think they are doing anything remotely effective. I am thoroughly confused and am wondering if it is a troll job on or by Systema followers.
    Love the cool woodstove in the background !

    A dojo with a woodstove...I've often imagined having one...
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    If he actually made contact with that katana, it would have fallen right out of his hand.

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