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    Australian Militia? Man, we'd be...

    ... absolutely fucked.



    Holy ****, this is fucking classic. Check out this dude at around the 5 minute mark cracking out some of the best nunchaku since Bruce Lee.

    Just because they're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get them.
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    Oh my.

    3 thoughts.

    1. Where the **** do they find these people?

    2. What was Nunchaku man's accent?

    3. Something something Victorian ice epidemic?
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    Also, did they say Cranbourne? Isn't that like next to Frankston? It's hardly rural.
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    This yielded a whole series of Melbourne's derro underground from a dude named Adam Kane, exposing just how disgusting those southerners really are.



    Just another nail in the coffin in my dim opinion of the Greater Melbourne area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cualltaigh View Post
    Also, did they say Cranbourne? Isn't that like next to Frankston? It's hardly rural.
    But it used to be rural right? They said that was the problem, with the crime increase and the crazies with the tristaff and nunchucks, the whole encroaching civilization bit.

    I quite like the retired officer and psychologist take on things tho.
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    Nunchuck guy is actually an actor so his apparent stupidity cant be taken seriously, as for the bow man. Apparently there was more footage where he was sound but the negative light makes a more entertaining story.

    Scumshine, didnt watch the video but dont need to. The area is a hole. St albans, melton, broadmeadowns (especially the ‘broady bronx’ area), west meadows, frankston, footscray, glenroy, hadfield and st kilda are all **** hole areas (st kilda has a high dollar value but is junky central sometimes). Cranbourne had a serious drug issue (not sure if it still does), used to be heroin but moved to ice aka meth. There are what i call secondary shithole areas for example fawkner. Hasnt got a drug problem but you need a fucking passport when you enter cos its essentially the middle east. The **** area to good area ratio is beginning to become equal which is the bad thing. Keep importing foreigners from war zones australia.

    Sydney has its share of scumbag areas too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    But it used to be rural right?
    Certainly outer-suburban, but you'd have to go back a fair bit to try and call it rural.
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    See, this is what happens when you let Tasmanians come to the mainland

    Seriously though, sounds like the bow guy admitted to opening fire on 2 individuals without good reason, looking forward to seeing how that one plays out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bar Humbug View Post
    See, this is what happens when you let Tasmanians come to the mainland

    Seriously though, sounds like the bow guy admitted to opening fire on 2 individuals without good reason, looking forward to seeing how that one plays out
    He should have nothing to worry about, crimes aren't real unless they're committed with a firearm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kravbizarre View Post
    Nunchuck guy is actually an actor so his apparent stupidity cant be taken seriously, as for the bow man. Apparently there was more footage where he was sound but the negative light makes a more entertaining story.

    Scumshine, didnt watch the video but dont need to. The area is a hole. St albans, melton, broadmeadowns (especially the ‘broady bronx’ area), west meadows, frankston, footscray, glenroy, hadfield and st kilda are all **** hole areas (st kilda has a high dollar value but is junky central sometimes). Cranbourne had a serious drug issue (not sure if it still does), used to be heroin but moved to ice aka meth. There are what i call secondary shithole areas for example fawkner. Hasnt got a drug problem but you need a fucking passport when you enter cos its essentially the middle east. The **** area to good area ratio is beginning to become equal which is the bad thing. Keep importing foreigners from war zones australia.

    Sydney has its share of scumbag areas too.
    I'm fully aware of the scumbagginess of certain areas of Sydney, I used to contribute to it. It's why I moved to the sunshine state (not the same Sunshine as in the above "doco"). I needed to make sure the entire eastern seaboard had scummy elements.
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