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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    This week, while you were staring at yourself in the mirror, lamenting your big, fat ass, I was upping my notch count by banging the hot blonde wife of some dude who thinks he’s an alpha male on a hotel room coffee table.

    Have fun trying to determine if vertical stripes make you look thinner.
    Any ****-bragging by you two will be absolutely EPIC...

    The T-Rex of Sex versus Jack Dickemsome...
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    I don't need to brag about my conquests, they brag about me.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
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    I <3 Battlefields...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    This week, while you were staring at yourself in the mirror, lamenting your big, fat ass, I was upping my notch count by banging the hot blonde wife of some dude who thinks he’s an alpha male on a hotel room coffee table.

    Have fun trying to determine if vertical stripes make you look thinner.
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I don't need to brag about my conquests, they brag about me.
    Most people don’t consider it bragging when chicks tell them you gave them gonorrhea and have a micro-penis. Not all publicity is good publicity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I don't need to brag about my conquests, they brag about me.
    Too late...
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    I’m sure they brag about you.....

    “Girl, I just hooked up with this smokin’ hot obese dude. Mmmm....he looked fine in those elastic pants. I loved the way he wheezed while he was nailing me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I’m sure they brag about you.....

    “Girl, I just hooked up with this smokin’ hot obese dude. Mmmm....he looked fine in those elastic pants. I loved the way he wheezed while he was nailing me.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    This week, while you were staring at yourself in the mirror, lamenting your big, fat ass, I was upping my notch count by banging the hot blonde wife of some dude who thinks he’s an alpha male on a hotel room coffee table.

    Have fun trying to determine if vertical stripes make you look thinner.
    Seriously, doesn't your wife mind at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit View Post
    Seriously, doesn't your wife mind at all?
    She is happy having outsourced Devil's milking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit View Post
    Seriously, doesn't your wife mind at all?
    Got rid of her. Best decision I ever made.

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