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    How can I give myself cauliflower ear?

    This is a serious question. I don't care what people say. I just really want cauliflower ear. How can I give myself some at home? This is not a troll genuine question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodgoobly View Post
    This is a serious question. I don't care what people say. I just really want cauliflower ear. How can I give myself some at home? This is not a troll genuine question.
    Grow up.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    MMA Combat Sports ---------------> YMAS
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodgoobly View Post
    This is a serious question. I don't care what people say. I just really want cauliflower ear. How can I give myself some at home? This is not a troll genuine question.
    Nail Gun.. point towards your ear and fire. Do repeatedly until you develop a nice callous.

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    Seriously tho, like all joking aside. It is all about the friction. Have your mom and dad take turns rubbing their inner thighs against your ears.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    Buy cauliflower seeds, plant in ear. Best evar. Sure, you can try the eargrynd ****, but growing your own is not only a better story, it's rich in vitamins and ****.

    Also, **** off.

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    School break again.

    Stick head up ass. Withdraw. Wash, rinse and repeat.

    OP sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    School break again.

    Stick head up ass. Withdraw. Wash, rinse and repeat.

    OP sucks.
    QFT......

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    Wrestling, judo, sambo, Brazilian jujitsu...

    Train any of the hard, for years, without using headgear and you will get the ears you want.

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