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    Hey, what the hell happened to the navigation? I can find YMAS and Trollshido, but not the CMA section. And why aren't there any more live feeds with the new posts popping up like back in the old day?

    When I was your age, we had the real internet! Where people used AOL, and waited 10 minutes for pixelated naked pictures. All the navigation was JPEG images with fancy roll-over effects, and every time a page completed loading, Netscape would crash. We would always tuck an onion in our belt, which was a sign of the times. Wait, where was I? Right, the Jiangshi would only come out at night, so we would get in our yee jee kim yeung ma stance, hold our breath, and prepare to chain punch the jumping buggers until sunrise. Back in those days, you only had 2 martial arts, Japanese Karate, and Chinese Karate as they called it in the 60s. Until those damn ninjas came along with their fancy neoprene pajamas.

    We had an entire war dedicated to those in the Pacific.Where the hell is the post key...

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    You fixed my internets, young man.
    Now, can you get me my medicine? Right here, in my pocket, but dang arthritis...

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