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    Aww, fucking hell. I can't believe this wasn't on my list. I stare at it every day, in the mirror. Thanks to battlefields for reminding me.

    6.5 on my list (chronologically) would be the time I fell 2.5 stories off a pump-jack scaffold and had the 2x12 plank I was standing on follow me down to then bounce of my forehead. That was the day my mom figured out that I had received my first tattoo, as she administered first aid while we waited for the clinic to open. Three layers of stitches, the gash exposed skull.

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    1.Two knee surgeries- meniscus

    2.Snapped mcl-

    3.Snapped ankle ligaments from toe hold.

    3.Broken fingers-all of them at some point.

    4.Broken foot

    5.Four sets of stitches

    6.Separated shoulder

    7.Square jaw

    8.High cheek bones

    9. Kicked some guy with both of my hooves.

    10. Broken ribs twice. Once in bjj and once from bike wreck.

    11. Road rash all over from skating.

    12. I have been KOed twice. Got jumped.

    All in all I have been extremely lucky/blessed. All hail Týr!

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    I'm embarrassed to mention mine after reading you guys.

    Torn bicep, cracked rib and broken toe just do not seam manly enough for this thread.
    King without a crown

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    Taking inventory, had a lot of fun getting to this point.

    Torn tendon left foot (twice).
    Broken clavicle left (twice).
    Shattered wrist right (five places). Put an end to walking on the hands.
    Cracked sternum.
    Shoulder surgery right.
    Gunshot wound to knee left.
    Torn tendon thumb right.
    Concussions too numerous to count (as evident by my posts and worry about this in the years to come).
    Back injury body surfing after a typhoon (still bothers me occasionally when I twist wrong).
    Bruised kidney (thanks Okinawan taxi drivers).
    Torn dick.
    Enough stitches to make a small quilt.
    Hell of a lot of road rash.

    Need surgery to left knee, right thumb and who knows what else. Neck is not so good. Do hemorrhoids count?

    Reserving the right to amend above list based on deteriorating memory.
    Last edited by hungryjoe; 8/30/2017 5:02pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    I'm embarrassed to mention mine after reading you guys.

    Torn bicep, cracked rib and broken toe just do not seam manly enough for this thread.
    Keep living. There's still hope (-:
    Last edited by hungryjoe; 8/30/2017 5:02pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Keep living. There's still hope (-:
    No I doubt I'll ever be as reckless as you idiots.
    King without a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    No I doubt I'll ever be as reckless as you idiots.
    Low T ?
    Falling for Judo since 1980

    "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

    "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

    "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Torn dick.
    I'm definitely NOT asking for visual proof, but I'm afraid we're going to need a story on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    I'm definitely NOT asking for visual proof, but I'm afraid we're going to need a story on that one.
    Seconded.

    I just watched AntiChrist on Hulu and ... yeah.

    Seconded.

    Also don't watch that movie. Or watch it. It is fun. Slow starting but it builds nicely.
    “I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Low T ?
    High common sense
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