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    @OP

    Step 1: Sign up for BJJ
    Step 2: Attain blue belt rank
    Step 3: Return and kill all the evil doers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Look you guys are just encouraging me now!

    So hypothetically speaking what would you guys think was a good name for my cult if i were thinking of starting one ? you know hypothetically
    First Church of the Crownless King

    The Order of Hypothetical Wealth

    Holy Knights of the Pit

    Why start one religion when multiple will bring even more money.... er, um, CONVERTS
    "I want to have goblins about me, for I am courageous. The courage which scares away ghosts, creates for itself goblins--it wants to laugh." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    Quote Originally Posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    If you are getting scared and short of breathe remind/tell yourself ,"There's no where else in the whole world I choose to be tonight."

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    Did someone mention the Goddess Gaga?

    I can think of no better deity for your new religion...
    Falling for Judo since 1980

    "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

    "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

    "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Did someone mention the Goddess Gaga?

    I can think of no better deity for your new religion...
    Church of the Flaming GagaNips
    "I want to have goblins about me, for I am courageous. The courage which scares away ghosts, creates for itself goblins--it wants to laugh." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    Quote Originally Posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    If you are getting scared and short of breathe remind/tell yourself ,"There's no where else in the whole world I choose to be tonight."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    @OP

    Step 1: Sign up for BJJ
    Step 2: Attain blue belt rank
    Step 3: Return and kill all the evil doers.
    This sounds like a good plot for a martial arts movie.

    @OP
    I'd give yourself a break - just do some other form of excercise, and eventually speak with your therapist about getting back into martial arts. Good luck. I hope the abuses you mentioned will be legally investigated sometime soon.

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