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    DNA analysis identifies the Yeti...

    http://www.latimes.com/science/scien...129-story.html

    ... And they are bears.

    The researcher behind the study analyzed several different samples purported to come from the yeti. In all cases, they were found to be brown bears.

    I think this is also a pretty rational explanation for Bigfoot. No fossils and tracks and scat of a great ape in North America? That's because they were bears.

    Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong? They presume an ape, but it's actually a subspecies of really smart bear that loves Fucking with humans.

    I think I might write a story about that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
    Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong?
    No, they have it wrong when they pretend to be scientists/researchers while eschewing the scientific method.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    No, they have it wrong when they pretend to be scientists/researchers while eschewing the scientific method.
    Oh yeah... I forget about the whole "What I study doesn't actually exist" angle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
    http://www.latimes.com/science/scien...129-story.html

    ... And they are bears.

    The researcher behind the study analyzed several different samples purported to come from the yeti. In all cases, they were found to be brown bears.

    I think this is also a pretty rational explanation for Bigfoot. No fossils and tracks and scat of a great ape in North America? That's because they were bears.

    Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong? They presume an ape, but it's actually a subspecies of really smart bear that loves Fucking with humans.

    I think I might write a story about that...

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