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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    I have Bullshido to blame. Don't remember the thread or context but the term man train was posted. Me, being the curious and ever so naive sort had to consult Google.

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    If you don't like that, definitely don't google "Human Centipede".

    Don't ever watch that movie. Never ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    In some circles, that would be considered a lot of PENIS.
    It doesn't even come close to how much Penis you can have in one setting:

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2906957
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    Quote Originally Posted by scipio View Post
    You forgot to mention PENIS
    No I didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    It doesn't even come close to how much Penis you can have in one setting:

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2906957
    I was going to reply with quote but my phone has no infinity sign.

    Truthfully, my finger tired before scrolling to the bottom. You are a twisted man HM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimura_kuw View Post
    Hey i am honoured to join this epic site and wanted to just say hi
    About once a year, I visit the local zoo. While I'm there, I always pass by the monkey house and watch the monkeys jumping up and down and screaming and beating their chests and waving their dicks and flinging crap at each other. Seeing that reminds me that it's time for my annual login to Bullshido, the Internet equivalent of the monkey house, where I can amuse myself for a while watching the various posters jumping up and down and screaming and beating their chests and waving their dicks and flinging crap at each other. Electronically, of course.

    Any advice you get on this board.....well, you might as well go talk to one of the monkeys in the zoo.

    See ya next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balrog View Post
    About once a year, I visit the local zoo. While I'm there, I always pass by the monkey house and watch the monkeys jumping up and down and screaming and beating their chests and waving their dicks and flinging crap at each other. Seeing that reminds me that it's time for my annual login to Bullshido, the Internet equivalent of the monkey house, where I can amuse myself for a while watching the various posters jumping up and down and screaming and beating their chests and waving their dicks and flinging crap at each other. Electronically, of course.

    Any advice you get on this board.....well, you might as well go talk to one of the monkeys in the zoo.

    See ya next year.
    That was the old Bullshido.

    We've since gotten rid of the riff-raff and have established a number of helpful resources for people who genuinely want advice from experienced martial artists:

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=123762
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    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...635&highlight=

    This is amazing.

    I can't believe we just caught an echo from 2006.

    I hope Balrog keeps his promise and comes back every year.
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    Balrog, do you still have the same attitude about kata?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balrog View Post
    About once a year, I visit the local zoo. While I'm there, I always pass by the monkey house and watch the monkeys jumping up and down and screaming and beating their chests and waving their dicks and flinging crap at each other. Seeing that reminds me that it's time for my annual login to Bullshido, the Internet equivalent of the monkey house, where I can amuse myself for a while watching the various posters jumping up and down and screaming and beating their chests and waving their dicks and flinging crap at each other. Electronically, of course.

    Any advice you get on this board.....well, you might as well go talk to one of the monkeys in the zoo.

    See ya next year.
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