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    Choriok - Russian Martial Art

    I imagine somewhere on here this **** has been posted, but I searched for "Choriok" and nothing came up. For context, you'd have seen these idiots before, but maybe not seen the name, or you have, I don't know you so...

    Anyway, take a look at this fucked up base head pageantry:









    Am I missing something? Did we miss this or was it named something other than "Choriok"? I thought Systema was high grade bullshit.

    I mean, my god, how in the blue **** does someone even think they are doing anything remotely effective. I am thoroughly confused and am wondering if it is a troll job on or by Systema followers.
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    Lol i know this guy. His videos pop up every now and again on some martials pages i like on facebook. I always thought he was just pretending to do kung fu and didnt think there was actually a name for this fuckery.

    Whats strange is how some videos theres other people in on this ****. Judging by the movements especially in the last video and how singlet guy is spaced out, im convinced they are having an acid trip.
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    That’s just the kind of crazy **** Russians do when they are drunk... which, admittedly, is most of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    That's some pretty weird **** right there.
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    That guy did way too many drugs in the nineties. He's videoing his acid rave flashbacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I imagine somewhere on here this **** has been posted, but I searched for "Choriok" and nothing came up. For context, you'd have seen these idiots before, but maybe not seen the name, or you have, I don't know you so...

    Anyway, take a look at this fucked up base head pageantry:









    Am I missing something? Did we miss this or was it named something other than "Choriok"? I thought Systema was high grade bullshit.

    I mean, my god, how in the blue **** does someone even think they are doing anything remotely effective. I am thoroughly confused and am wondering if it is a troll job on or by Systema followers.
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    If he actually made contact with that katana, it would have fallen right out of his hand.

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