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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Working on the Top 5 Self-Defense Tips video before moving on to George Dillman.
    1. punch the biceps
    2. kick the biceps
    3. elbow the biceps
    4. knee the biceps
    5. choke the biceps

    cuz bicep curls are all you need. take that away and you have nothing. you hear me? NOTHING!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    1. block the punch with the biceps
    2. block the kick with the biceps
    3. block the elbow with the biceps
    4. block the knee with the biceps
    5. block the choke with the biceps

    cuz bicep curls are all you need. take that away and you have nothing. you hear me? NOTHING!!
    Fixed 4 u.

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    Not since my 20's and even then it was more a sharing than a taking or stealing of the peach...
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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Fixed 4 u.
    sorry, i beg to differ. biceps aren't meant to attack. in SD, they attack with fingers, punches, knees and kicks. have u seen them condition those? but bicep curls are meant to condition.

    furthermore, RBSD-ers like it simple, attacking limited targets which are vital and thus making themselves too deadly to spar. do they condition those? yes:

    1. eyes: they are in front of the monitor for hours on end, fatiguing the eyes. when it recovers, viola! stronger eyes!

    2. throat: they ingest voluminous amounts of stuff, making its capacity greater.

    3. groin: they're violence geeks so they, ehem, jerk and clean to it.

    4. pressure points: sorry, that's being read in romaji. it should read pleasure points. nuff said.

    5. kazooshee: they sit for hours, making their balance stable.

    but little do they know that the biceps powers all of those, and the only way to real power is bicep curls. destroying the biceps makes everything fall apart. EVERYTHING.

    the only thing that can save you by then is synthol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    You are going to mention throat punching and genitals right?

    plz!
    Are you kidding? HM mentions throat punching and genitals at college interviews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Are you kidding? HM mentions throat punching and genitals at college interviews.
    I mention them in my online dating profile.

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    *poke*
    Hey, U awake?

    Holy Moment?


    I guess while we wait we can watch his wrestling highlight video.

    Last edited by Christmas Spirit; 9/01/2017 8:00am at .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Yeah, I'm just finishing up the George Dillman script and will be making the video over the next three days. It's longer than the other fraud videos.

    I've also been preoccupied with my Satanic Christopher DeWeaver fan fiction.
    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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    Recorded audio. Putting together video now.

    Expect it eventually.
    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Recorded audio. Putting together video now.

    Expect it eventually.
    Is it eventually yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I guess while we wait we can watch his wrestling highlight video.

    Pure sex!
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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