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    Did someone say monologues?

    1:35....how to beat up an alligator.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bD06B067l98

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Did someone say monologues?

    1:35....how to beat up an alligator.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bD06B067l98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Something a little different but the level of crazy is high here. Also, it's hilarious that Joe fucking Lewis' go-to self defense methodology was grappling.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWJYA0mJwuE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Something a little different but the level of crazy is high here. Also, it's hilarious that Joe fucking Lewis' go-to self defense methodology was grappling.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWJYA0mJwuE
    He supposedly double-legged Muhammad Ali to demonstrate what he'd be in for against Antonio Inoki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    He supposedly double-legged Muhammad Ali to demonstrate what he'd be in for against Antonio Inoki.
    So your saying he was dumb too?
    You obviously just fucking shoot Inoki.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    I wish I only would have realized the thing about mutation i.e 8 legs before that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    So your saying he was dumb too?
    You obviously just fucking shoot Inoki.
    Or make rules preventing him from executing anything resembling a logical offensive technique.

    Anyway, I bought some props for the video today. It's biologically impossible to not feel lame walking out of a martial arts supply store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Or make rules preventing him from executing anything resembling a logical offensive technique.

    Anyway, I bought some props for the video today. It's biologically impossible to not feel lame walking out of a martial arts supply store.
    So you're saying you have numbchucks now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    So you're saying you have numbchucks now?
    No, I don't need any more weapons:





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    I just needed a black belt because I lost my old Tang Soo Do one.

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    Then wonder ... no seriously the fucking thing is supposedly deaf but it can clearly hear **** I can see
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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