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    Kung Fu Expo 11 -- Anyone Going?

    Anyone ... Anyone ... Anyone?

    It's April 8th.

    Have any Bullies ever gone to this event?

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1045973932125553/


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    All those masters, grand masters, supreme grand masters, double-triple loop-de-loop masters.

    I think my head would explode if I went. I'd be willing to risk that if it weren't for the $185 price of admission as a Master (no effin' way I'd go as a regular VIP, even if it's cheaper -- $110 ).

    But then I'd be missing all the Hall of Fame inductees:

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    And the Dim Mak buffet. I loves me some spicy Dim Mak:

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    Shriner Kung Fu:

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    The guy's got a fuckin' lightning bolt in his name for crissakes!!!!!

    If any of yoos go, take some pictures.

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    Is anyone there teaching anti-grappling? Jiujitsu is hard!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    Is anyone there teaching anti-grappling? Jiujitsu is hard!!
    Yes!!

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    $185 to witness mainly bullshit masters do their thing? Does it come with a blowjob at that price.

    I think this is an expo for suckers, you know the kind that ninjers and no touch knock out students attend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kravbizarre View Post
    $185 to witness mainly bullshit masters do their thing? Does it come with a blowjob at that price.

    I think this is an expo for suckers, you know the kind that ninjers and no touch knock out students attend.
    I can feel the chi radiate from my screen as I look at those pages. Hell, just viewing them made my display brighter, and my battery started to charge without being plugged in.

    Ninjas have an ironic ability to recognize everyone's LARPing bullshit except their own. Those that drink from the Bujinkan Spring wouldn't risk polluting the samurai waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarshMallow View Post
    Yes!!

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    OMG. I would almost be willing to go just to heckle the "how to survive a long gun attack" class.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    Why doe this thread not have more attention.
    This is awesome, I wanna go. By go I mean crash it and walk around cause there is no way they are getting my money.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    OMG. I would almost be willing to go just to heckle the "how to survive a long gun attack" class.
    They've over hyped it, its just disarm techs. I always said to myself, its ok to know but if you need to disarm somone holding an auto/semi auto rifle at you your either in a warzone, wanted by the government or pissed of somone you shouldnt have.

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    The whole krav page reads like a hyper-condensed infomercial.

    Perhaps I shouldn't dismiss the expected mystical fuckery outright. If am ever in a situation where I have to"fight my way back to [my] primary weapon", i would most surely embrace the chi, because Buddha is probably going to be the best fucking hope I have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kravbizarre View Post
    They've over hyped it, its just disarm techs. I always said to myself, its ok to know but if you need to disarm somone holding an auto/semi auto rifle at you your either in a warzone, wanted by the government or pissed of somone you shouldnt have.
    Oh, I'm sure. I just want to yell "what if he has a pointed stick" or slightly more pertinent obvious objections from the peanut gallery.

    "What if he's not an idiot and is standing more than ten feet away?"

    "What if he's not an idiot, and just yanks back with both hands and pulls the trigger?"

    "What if he's not an idiot, and stabs you in the face with the muzzle to create space, then shoots you?"

    "How many times have you tried this against somebody who is not an idiot and was trying to kill you?"

    "How many times have you been shot?"

    "How many videos do you have of this working in real life?"

    "What if he has a pointed stick?"
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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