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    Memes That Explain Why You Don't Tell People You're a Martial Artist

    Or in other words, Cringe-Fu. Trigger Warning: Katanas









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    I bring no advanced meme game but I have two videos which in each (when viewed separately or together but in their completeness) shows exactly why I don't tell people I do Martial Arts.

    I could not have directed or produced a more cringe inducing and anal puckering videos. Yet here we are and these clowns are serious and have provided me with two videos to tie on the ire inducing and "OMG I don't know these people" flight from society reactions.



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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    ^^^That **** doesn't even make me laugh. It makes me legitimately angry. Fucking assholes.

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    Another video, not a meme, but.....

    Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack **** about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

    Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Another video, not a meme, but.....

    Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack **** about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

    Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE
    I hate systema. ...

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