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    I guess now your only choice is clear.

    You go right up and join that Ninjutsu studio in San Francisco, and report back.

    Make sure you are honest about your purple belt but tell them you consider yourself a humble white belt while in their presence. If you convince them of this, you've got them in the palm of your hand.

    Then, in addition to being a BJJ purple belt, you'll have officially injected a ninja school with actual skill, a difficult thing to accomplish especially given their sharpened senses.

    You could be the future of quality control in the ninja arts, man. You could be like the ancient blue dude who sacrifices himself to the Earth in Prometheus and creates Man, only to eventually spawn the lethal Alien in the future.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Congrats!

    Did you ever keep track of how many times your oh so numerous dupe accounts were banned? Had to a Bs record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Congrats!

    Did you ever keep track of how many times your oh so numerous dupe accounts were banned? Had to a Bs record.
    At least 20 times, maybe more.

    The names were very convincing too and it was hard to find me as I used the high school computers but I think I accidentally logged in as big mac and the banning spree got more intense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
    I guess now your only choice is clear.

    You go right up and join that Ninjutsu studio in San Francisco, and report back.

    Make sure you are honest about your purple belt but tell them you consider yourself a humble white belt while in their presence. If you convince them of this, you've got them in the palm of your hand.
    This!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
    Congrats man! Let's have Chinese food to celebrate.
    Most definitely:)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
    I guess now your only choice is clear.

    You go right up and join that Ninjutsu studio in San Francisco, and report back.

    Make sure you are honest about your purple belt but tell them you consider yourself a humble white belt while in their presence. If you convince them of this, you've got them in the palm of your hand.

    Then, in addition to being a BJJ purple belt, you'll have officially injected a ninja school with actual skill, a difficult thing to accomplish especially given their sharpened senses.

    You could be the future of quality control in the ninja arts, man. You could be like the ancient blue dude who sacrifices himself to the Earth in Prometheus and creates Man, only to eventually spawn the lethal Alien in the future.
    He can never show ninjas the light bro, being in teh dark their thing. Bas rutten tried......lol

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