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    Women's Self-Defense Sucks



    RBSD Technique Innovation Process:

    1. Examine potential attack you might encounter in The Street.

    2. Briefly hypothesize counter-attack.

    3. "Yeah, ok, that'll work. Let's teach it to the women's class at 6:30. "
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    I suggest instead of RBSD we just stick to the "Women self defense" which of course is largely made up of RBSD but the good old Redman suit stuff is too good to not get a whole month of its own.
    Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
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    Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
    –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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    So deadly. Good thing those girls stay out of MMA. Can you imagine the embarrassment that wo7ld be suffered when the guys that have been training their entire lives, and competing professionally for years would feel getting gently nudged to the ground?
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
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    Oh god, this brings back too many memories.

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    Yeah, like I'm going to bear-hug anyone in the first place. If I'm in the bear-hugging mood, it is merely a prelude to a 'Fast-N-Furious' take-down. As this is the case, the groin rubbing technique taught there wouldn't do a lot of good due to the timing. By the time she got her fingers moving, she'd be in a pile, slapping at the floor. This guy appears to be teaching elements of Dux system and that makes me sad.
    I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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    I've seen systema videos making more sense than the one in OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    Yeah, like I'm going to bear-hug anyone in the first place. If I'm in the bear-hugging mood, it is merely a prelude to a 'Fast-N-Furious' take-down. As this is the case, the groin rubbing technique taught there wouldn't do a lot of good due to the timing. By the time she got her fingers moving, she'd be in a pile, slapping at the floor. This guy appears to be teaching elements of Dux system and that makes me sad.
    https://youtu.be/MAkdIzZg1eA?t=34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Oh god, this brings back too many memories.
    Memories that will result in hilarious anecdotes?
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    I'm still waiting to see an instep stomp and heel palm KO in MMA.

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