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    whats happening to karate

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    Whats the point in kata???? I understand it can help develop memory co-ordination and self confidence ...make new friends hmmmm! some of the moves seem exagurated in the kata that arent effective, take for example Gedan Bari where its used to fend off leg kicks or maybe a wrist grab, when training in kata the movement is more exagurated..WHY? in a real senario you step off to the side then block or do this simutaneously. I never did much sparring in shotokan and got my ass battered at school but thats a another story for another forum. Karate came from okinowa and adapted from kung fu. Yet in the Katas there are no Parry's like in wing chun (Ving Tsun) such as huen sao. Wing chun and thai boxing has similarites. the point im trying to make in a confrontational situation and **** goes down god forbid! learning kata and learning to pull punches, your heal is on the ground and you punch from the hip youd get puched around in a boxing match, dont you realise that, that **** weill get you killed in the street. Isnt karate then becoming kickboxing if you start parrying or bobbing and weaving, how can you rely on kata pretending to fight invisible opponents, or has karate got two sides like tai chi the soft side and fighting side. exept the soft side in tai chi would work in a real situation...Maybe! After all karate seems cool, sounds cool and people will want to challege you or see your karate, peole now days are hooked on MMA.
    don't even get me started on tae kwon do. Tae kwon do sounds cool. all the effective arts have crap names such as boxing, muai thai, Mixed martial arts, if you said twenty years ago I do mixed martial arts youd sound like you were talking out your arse. The only time karate looked awesome was in the cobra kai dojo ( classic) I dont get the kata bit of karate!
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    Oh penis,

    You came and you gave without taking,

    But I sent you away,

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    You kissed me and kept me from shaking,

    And I need you today,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Oh penis,

    You came and you gave without taking,

    But I sent you away,

    Oh penis,

    You kissed me and kept me from shaking,

    And I need you today,

    Oh penis!
    So, HM, you are now posting crap using sock puppet and then replying to yourself ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    So, HM, you are now posting crap using sock puppet and then replying to yourself ?
    Nope, that's how I got banned (Although it's not off the table for me to do that again, though).

    This looks like a real one. I convinced Phrost to do away with the probationary period for new members, which now means any asshole can just join and start rocketing off amazing posts like this without having a mod review them first. Expect A LOT more.

    Edit: For reference, go to the absolute last few pages of YMAS and look at all the threads there. Believe it or not, there was once a time when all the insane posts on here WEREN'T written by me. This used to be pretty run-of-the-mill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Nope, that's how I got banned (Although it's not off the table for me to do that again, though).

    This looks like a real one. I convinced Phrost to do away with the probationary period for new members, which now means any asshole can just join and start rocketing off amazing posts like this without having a mod review them first. Expect A LOT more.

    Edit: For reference, go to the absolute last few pages of YMAS and look at all the threads there. Believe it or not, there was once a time when all the insane posts on here WEREN'T written by me. This used to be pretty run-of-the-mill.
    Uh huh...
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Are people going to be tentative to sandbag trolls/re-res because they expect them to actually be me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Uh huh...
    Technically he is not wrong there.
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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Are people going to be tentative to sandbag trolls/re-res because they expect them to actually be me?
    Well you see this here
    Quote Originally Posted by Green T View Post
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    whats happening to karate
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    Whats the point in kata???? I understand it can help develop memory co-ordination and self confidence ...make new friends hmmmm! some of the moves seem exagurated in the kata that arent effective, take for example Gedan Bari where its used to fend off leg kicks or maybe a wrist grab, when training in kata the movement is more exagurated..WHY? in a real senario you step off to the side then block or do this simutaneously. I never did much sparring in shotokan and got my ass battered at school but thats a another story for another forum. Karate came from okinowa and adapted from kung fu. Yet in the Katas there are no Parry's like in wing chun (Ving Tsun) such as huen sao. Wing chun and thai boxing has similarites. the point im trying to make in a confrontational situation and **** goes down god forbid! learning kata and learning to pull punches, your heal is on the ground and you punch from the hip youd get puched around in a boxing match, dont you realise that, that **** weill get you killed in the street. Isnt karate then becoming kickboxing if you start parrying or bobbing and weaving, how can you rely on kata pretending to fight invisible opponents, or has karate got two sides like tai chi the soft side and fighting side. exept the soft side in tai chi would work in a real situation...Maybe! After all karate seems cool, sounds cool and people will want to challege you or see your karate, peole now days are hooked on MMA.
    don't even get me started on tae kwon do. Tae kwon do sounds cool. all the effective arts have crap names such as boxing, muai thai, Mixed martial arts, if you said twenty years ago I do mixed martial arts youd sound like you were talking out your arse. The only time karate looked awesome was in the cobra kai dojo ( classic) I dont get the kata bit of karate!
    is wut we here normally call a **** post. and them there **** posts usually get ignored cause ... like yeah dude ... we know ... Cobra Kai is the good guy and kata sucks and sparring and mutual benefit ... shut the **** up, ignore the **** posts looking for an echo chamber ...

    ...

    **** I just did it didn't I ...

    damn it ..
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Are people going to be tentative to sandbag trolls/re-res because they expect them to actually be me?
    You have trolled a lot here and elsewhere, and also written some funny stuff as well.

    So it's case by case to me.
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    It's summer. School's out, and every year there's a whole slew of new teeny-bopper wannabes that drop turds all over the forums, like so many urban pigeons. It would be the perfect time for HM to troll, because the SNR is relatively low. But, he has an insatiable ego, so I actually expect him to not be engaging in questionable posting practices, at this time - it would be a waste of his talents.

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