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    Cracked - 6 Self-Defense Videos that Will Get You Killed



    Thoughts?

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    Lol bjj looks gay hrtp derp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Giant View Post


    Thoughts?
    1. Womens self-defense is always ridiculous if it's not grappling/muay thai-ish (lots of knees,head (hehe hehe lots of head)and elbows)

    2. My generation may be the last that gets to casually throw around the word ****** and no one really cares.

    3. Who the hell wouldn't grab a mossberg for home defense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    1. Womens self-defense is always ridiculous if it's not grappling/muay thai-ish (lots of knees,head (hehe hehe lots of head)and elbows)
    Still not hardcore enough... they need spurs on their heels and short blades carried in various easy to get to places while working guard. The hardest point is really teasing out that cold calculating reptile part of the mind so they can dance, clothed only in the moonlight and blood, on their attackers corpse(s).

    2. My generation may be the last that gets to casually throw around the word ****** and no one really cares.
    Never bet against humanity being a disappointment.

    3. Who the hell wouldn't grab a mossberg for home defense?
    Those who have a Remington handy.
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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    THOUGHTS?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Giant View Post


    Thoughts?
    ... dude needs to be punched a few times maybe thrown around and choked for an hour or something. He doesn't seem to be qualified to be judging much of anything outside of hair gel and skinny jeans.

    Outside of that I really can't comment.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    I mean he was right in the sense that most of those probably would land you in deep ****. It's one of those videos where the guy doesn't say anything hugely stupid, but I just get the impression he doesn't know what he's on about.

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    Old fart rant, just in case you whipper-snappers don't realize this:

    It's Cracked Magazine, which is only one step above Black Belt Magazine when it comes to serious martial arts:


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    Cracked has Seanbaby. That automatically puts them three steps above Black Belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Cracked has Seanbaby. That automatically puts them three steps above Black Belt.
    Seanbaby should be the only one allowed to do martial arts articles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Those who have a Pre-Freedom group (pre-2007) Remington handy.
    fixed that for you, in case you didn't know, they changed the name to "rustington" now.
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