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    A Bad Place To Go For Advice

    This was very amusing...


    http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gen...topic=13989669

    These boys want to fight me over some "she/he" said stuff. Where I live at I don't talk to anybody at all so, how do I deal with these boys? One night, one of the boys came in my face and punched me in the jaw. Both of the boys, out weigh me by at least 40 pounds. I know that they are stronger than I am, so what should I do?
    P.S. I'm not involved in any Martial Art. And have a skinny frame 5 10 120 pounds
    The gamefaqs martial arts board is the worst place I can think of to go for advice....well, maybe aside from Ashida Kim's forum.....
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    Did you direct him here?

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    That's a good idea. Am doing right now.
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    I try...most of them are too dumb to deal with.
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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    you guys waste your time over there

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    Hmm, Ansatsuken is still a flaming moron: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gen...topic=13749772
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    Kick his ass, greese1!!
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    The only thing stupider than asking other video game geeks advice on fighting, is asking other video game geeks advice on women. And they do that too.

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    Originally posted by greese1
    I try...most of them are too dumb to deal with.
    while i agree that gamefaqs is full of idiots and/or adolescents lost in fantasy world, let's be honest here greese. you don't try, you just insult. and while it's entertaining to watch let's not pretend that you're trying to help.
    Last edited by MaverickZ; 5/10/2004 2:07pm at .

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    Must be a kid thing...

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