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    What the hell is going on man - like REALLY

    Hello man - like I mean a totally man -like total fucking hello man :cool:

    Yes what the hell is going on on the modern martial arts scene..You see ppl training in some krav chunner clubs some really weird-ass silly motherfuckerist styles of supposed to be total all-in/all-out sexy hardball... They go like oh bulletwounds are possible on the street and then do conditioning where they shoot rubber bullets to each others thighs and ass - seriously who is this silly fucko who come-up with such and strange yet somehow exciting ideas? :cool:

    Also - hereīs what I think;

    The real struggle for the right can not work when the other full-contact technology then why not the right to practice full-contact something like 70% of the Off Topic-power but it can not be killed with a knife 70% of the power quite well enough, and what kind of fucking is bjj ... big men spins around some octopus guard and the stand-up game; throws is the style oops I fell into my ass yeah thatīs it?! :D

    Endless downward spiral mat rotation of the ass above the circle for half an hour applying to take some hipster guard iphone submission is not hell at first the same guys saying that kung fu is not real fighting, and then when it seems that what this bjj is so always the same thing if you are so terribly afraid of self-defense because so buy a gun!! hi First of all, most countries can not carry weapons involved and second; why self-defence should not exist?

    What the hell is this "real fight"? Full-contact sport fight (except taekwondo ofc since that doesnt "work" unmlike invincible muay thai which is total real hardcore super reality lol) seems to be a some strange entity of itīs own - but if you start to talk about self-defence you are "bareknuckle fantasy man" practise "shitty kickboxing and handing your wallet" or "should get a gun" - where is self-defence reality in discussion of these real fights why care about the fact taekwondo doesnt resemble street fight when bjj fight resembls it even less?

    What the hell is going on man, who shot Olof Palme and Kennedy? The same motherfuckerist?!

    Dont take too seriously man, just fucking around but dont you think some of this **** is really weird? ;)

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    Your English is poor to the point that I have no idea what you are trying to say.

    I approved your post for comedy purposes even though I think there's a good chance you're a bot or a spammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun-Maga View Post
    Hello man - like I mean a totally man -like total fucking hello man :cool:

    Yes what the hell is going on on the modern martial arts scene..You see ppl training in some krav chunner clubs some really weird-ass silly motherfuckerist styles of supposed to be total all-in/all-out sexy hardball... They go like oh bulletwounds are possible on the street and then do conditioning where they shoot rubber bullets to each others thighs and ass - seriously who is this silly fucko who come-up with such and strange yet somehow exciting ideas? :cool:

    Also - hereīs what I think;

    The real struggle for the right can not work when the other full-contact technology then why not the right to practice full-contact something like 70% of the Off Topic-power but it can not be killed with a knife 70% of the power quite well enough, and what kind of fucking is bjj ... big men spins around some octopus guard and the stand-up game; throws is the style oops I fell into my ass yeah thatīs it?! :D

    Endless downward spiral mat rotation of the ass above the circle for half an hour applying to take some hipster guard iphone submission is not hell at first the same guys saying that kung fu is not real fighting, and then when it seems that what this bjj is so always the same thing if you are so terribly afraid of self-defense because so buy a gun!! hi First of all, most countries can not carry weapons involved and second; why self-defence should not exist?

    What the hell is this "real fight"? Full-contact sport fight (except taekwondo ofc since that doesnt "work" unmlike invincible muay thai which is total real hardcore super reality lol) seems to be a some strange entity of itīs own - but if you start to talk about self-defence you are "bareknuckle fantasy man" practise "shitty kickboxing and handing your wallet" or "should get a gun" - where is self-defence reality in discussion of these real fights why care about the fact taekwondo doesnt resemble street fight when bjj fight resembls it even less?

    What the hell is going on man, who shot Olof Palme and Kennedy? The same motherfuckerist?!

    Dont take too seriously man, just fucking around but dont you think some of this **** is really weird? ;)
    What I think is weird is how you can type all those words and not put together one coherent sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun-Maga View Post
    Hello man - like I mean a totally man -like total fucking hello man :cool:

    Yes what the hell is going on on the modern martial arts scene..You see ppl training in some krav chunner clubs some really weird-ass silly motherfuckerist styles of supposed to be total all-in/all-out sexy hardball... They go like oh bulletwounds are possible on the street and then do conditioning where they shoot rubber bullets to each others thighs and ass - seriously who is this silly fucko who come-up with such and strange yet somehow exciting ideas? :cool:

    Also - hereīs what I think;

    The real struggle for the right can not work when the other full-contact technology then why not the right to practice full-contact something like 70% of the Off Topic-power but it can not be killed with a knife 70% of the power quite well enough, and what kind of fucking is bjj ... big men spins around some octopus guard and the stand-up game; throws is the style oops I fell into my ass yeah thatīs it?! :D

    Endless downward spiral mat rotation of the ass above the circle for half an hour applying to take some hipster guard iphone submission is not hell at first the same guys saying that kung fu is not real fighting, and then when it seems that what this bjj is so always the same thing if you are so terribly afraid of self-defense because so buy a gun!! hi First of all, most countries can not carry weapons involved and second; why self-defence should not exist?

    What the hell is this "real fight"? Full-contact sport fight (except taekwondo ofc since that doesnt "work" unmlike invincible muay thai which is total real hardcore super reality lol) seems to be a some strange entity of itīs own - but if you start to talk about self-defence you are "bareknuckle fantasy man" practise "shitty kickboxing and handing your wallet" or "should get a gun" - where is self-defence reality in discussion of these real fights why care about the fact taekwondo doesnt resemble street fight when bjj fight resembls it even less?

    What the hell is going on man, who shot Olof Palme and Kennedy? The same motherfuckerist?!

    Dont take too seriously man, just fucking around but dont you think some of this **** is really weird? ;)
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    Interesting if bot.

    Would mean it parsed recent threads for key words then regurgitated something nonsensical using them. That's actually quite sophisticated...

    Less interesting if its just a total dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJMills View Post
    Interesting if bot.

    Would mean it parsed recent threads for key words then regurgitated something nonsensical using them. That's actually quite sophisticated...

    Less interesting if its just a total dumbass.
    of slightly related note the Computer passes 'Turing Test' for the first time after convincing users it is human.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...-is-human.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by BJMills View Post
    Interesting if bot.

    Would mean it parsed recent threads for key words then regurgitated something nonsensical using them. That's actually quite sophisticated...

    Less interesting if its just a total dumbass.
    I'm voting for the less interesting dumbass one; it could also be just a real bad translation program.
    I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=121188

    I guess we can look forward to seeing him every June.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun-Maga View Post
    "bareknuckle fantasy man"
    There's a comic I won't be buying any time soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    of slightly related note the Computer passes 'Turing Test' for the first time after convincing users it is human.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...-is-human.html

    you know this was total bullshit right? you don't get to pass a test by picking the judges plus most AI guys don't see the turing test as particularly usefull (this was actually a chatbot, absolutely zero AI involved). below is an interesting debunk of the "pass"

    https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20...w-better.shtml

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