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    You Think This is a Game? DMX to Box George Zimmerman



    George Zimmerman, noted for being acquitted of shooting Trayvon Martin in a controversial "Stand Your Ground" case, is getting into the ring against rapper DMX, live on pay per view.

    Mr. MX plans to “beat the living *$#( out” of Zimmerman. “I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I **** him right up,” he said in an interview with TMZ, in which he also stated that he would urinate on Zimmerman’s face.

    Unfortunately for D, Zimmerman has a background in Martial Arts. However, his former MMA coach, Adam Pollack, described him as "a novice" and "grossly obese".

    Bullshido is confident that whatever happens, nobody involved is going to walk away with any dignity.

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    He's going to be laying on his back looking at the roof of the church.

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    I don't know how serious he's taken it, or how good he is, but I know for a fact DMX started training a long time ago, and could very well be legit. Lil' Wayne also trains in Muay Thai. A lot of rappers have legit stand-up coaches. If this actually happens I would love to see it. He is more than likely in better shape and much more skilled than Zimmerman...
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    Hopefully he won't attempt to get Coolio to fight for him at the last minute again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    He's going to be laying on his back looking at the roof of the church.
    Preacher tellin' the truth and it hurts.

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    This should be entertaining.

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    The footy players do that sort of nonsense from time to time.

    As my mate said it looks like a boxing match but in slow motion.
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    Zimmerman was unable to upa an untrained 17 year old off him while mounted. I would say his MMA abilities are probably modest at best.

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    Plot twist: he brings a gun to the fight, shoots DMX, and gets off on "self-defense," because it seemed like DMX was planning to punch him.

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