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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    Bad rep ratings in Bullshido
    Raging for a now lost brilliant performance
    From dead leafs green sprout.
    That's:
    Eight
    Twelve
    Five

    You must really like doing pushups.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    Bad rep ratings in Bullshido
    Raging for a now lost brilliant performance
    From dead leafs green sprout.
    That's:
    Eight
    Twelve
    Five

    You must really like doing pushups.

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    Hey Sarzis, how about this:


    Still, I fucking fail
    Must learn to improve haikus
    Time for push ups now

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    'king Haiku natzis

    Who cares about rules and ****

    Get an enema
    When crafting haiku
    Syllables must be minded
    Or it's not haiku

    Don't need enema
    Taco Bell, my co-pilot
    Projectile **** spray

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    Good news everybody! I've decided to start doing MMA again. This is partially because I miss punching people in the face, and partially because one of my girlfriends has promised to break up with me if I get fat (as she should: fat people do not deserve love).
    So anyway, I went back into my old gym on Thursday. Hopefully soon I can recapture my former savage killing prowess.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Good news everybody! I've decided to start doing MMA again. This is partially because I miss punching people in the face, and partially because one of my girlfriends has promised to break up with me if I get fat (as she should: fat people do not deserve love).
    So anyway, I went back into my old gym on Thursday. Hopefully soon I can recapture my former savage killing prowess.
    The Mighty McClaw
    Returns to beat tomatos
    His bitch hates fatties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Good news everybody! I've decided to start doing MMA again. This is partially because I miss punching people in the face, and partially because one of my girlfriends has promised to break up with me if I get fat (as she should: fat people do not deserve love).
    So anyway, I went back into my old gym on Thursday. Hopefully soon I can recapture my former savage killing prowess.
    No chubs for baby
    Two fucks McClaw does not give
    Honkers good to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    Stick fights tomorrow.
    Really, I'm too old for this,
    Do it anyway.
    Just got back from Beat The Crap Out Of Cancer.

    I had five fights: knife, 3 stick fights, and staff.

    Plus, a seminar on Sunday with both Sled Dog and Salty Dog. By the Gods of Martial Virtue, I feel great!

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    Sirc thread disappoints.
    Haiku yet again? Ho, hum.
    Wake me for gong sau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    ...Haiku yet again?...
    2:20


    CLICK & WATCH
    :
    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    ~ Had this little 9 months ago...now he's rocking to "Comfortably Numb" from Pink Floyd because we must teach our children well.

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    ~ Been doing a metric ****-ton of overtime to pad my retirement pension and more diapers.

    ~ After a 18yr lay off I've picked up the guitar again with weekly lessons. Hence my new found love for surf/rockabilly guitar. So much fun.

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