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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    But, ninjas are still rad, right?

    So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?

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    Finger banging exercises are best left at home. Unless the lads/ladies at the gym are looking for pointers.
    Train hard, fight easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?
    See the Adv Grappling Forum can't handle the tough, real deal, gnarly, hands on questions. You chose wisely to put the thread here away from those literal Nazi-Cuddlers.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    I only grapple in Tabi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?
    The life of a ninja is secretive, and bold. It is profoundly calm and chaotic, and you must learn to master yourself so as to lead of life of simple complexity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?
    If you can do it in the center of the gym during open mat without being seen or touched, then and only then can you call yourself a ninja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plasma View Post
    I only grapple in Tabi.
    I grapple in only tabi. All of my judo brothers are terrified to randori with me. Ninja AF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrouchyOldMan View Post
    I grapple in only tabi. All of my judo brothers are terrified to randori with me. Ninja AF!
    See, this is the kind of dedication it takes to be a ninja. If it was easy, everybody would be a ninja.

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    Let me get this straight.

    I need to wear tabi only and fingerbang in the middle of open mat without being seen to be a ninja.

    Challenge accepted!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    Let me get this straight.

    I need to wear tabi only and fingerbang in the middle of open mat without being seen to be a ninja.

    Challenge accepted!!

    Yes, this meets all of the criteria of real ninja combat. It is unorthodox, completely unexpected by your enemies, shows commitment to do whatever you must do to be victorious in battle, and will appear to be no more than an impossible fairy tale to anyone who does not possess deep understanding of the secrets of true ninpo.

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