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    Funky, Cooky, Hilarious, Poorly designed MA School Websites.

    Hello.

    I'm at work in Seattle, and as I am a little bored I googled martial arts schools around the area and found some MA websites that I found funny for various reasons.

    http://www.activemartialartsmillcreek.com/<- Lists TKD, JJ and "Wolf Pups" but no additional information about anything.
    http://www.everettmartialarts.com/ <- This is listed as "Life Experience Martial Arts"
    http://www.crazymonkeydefense.com/monkey-jits/ <- Crazy's in the title
    http://realwingchun.com/ The Real you say?

    I'm not trying to post a thread of "This style/school sucks", but rather These MA websites are Crazy, Don't give any info, Take themselves too seriously or are just torturous to look at (50 different colors/tabs).

    Post em if you know em. I'm trying to find more.

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    Funky, Cooky, Hilarious, Poorly designed MA School Websites.

    Totally legit school but website straight out 1992 Compuserve. Animated GIFs and all.

    http://www.orlandojudo.com/

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    Dude seriously... The Crazy Monkey site drew me in... And I spent way too much time trying to find pictures of Rodney King with his BJJ BlackBelt... After 5 minutes of scouring the site, I realized that it's some fucking white guy in South Africa... My disappointed mind wants that 5 minutes back for the dejection that ensued from the fact that new talking points were out the window, and because I will never see Black Rodney King stare back into the face of his adversity by giving the LA Police the Brandon Lee Middle Finger through receiving his Machado endorsement.

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    Don't knock Crazy Monkey too much, I've done a little bit of it and its pretty good ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badacid View Post
    Hello.
    I'm at work in Seattle, and as I am a little bored...
    Hello.

    Go train.

    :-)

    CLICK & WATCH
    :
    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    Yeah, Crazy Monkey has been around for a long time. I would head out and train there, if that's what you are looking for. Looks like a cool place to train.
    Combatives training log.

    Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

    Drum thread

    Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.

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