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    double post: the story of Permalost posting the same thing twice

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    The Karate Kid from Johnny Lawrence Perspective

    Johnny is the best student at the Cobra Kai dojo who dreams of winning a big Karate tournament until he is beaten by some new kid who also steals his girl but he still learns humility in defeat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post

    Kill Bill: The Internet fills in a Mad Libs.
    (From Bebe's viewpoint) "The woman I've never known came today to kill the my loving father and take me away."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickosaurus View Post
    The Karate Kid from Miyagi's viewpoint


    I beat up some kids then scored some cheap labor under the guise of training. I then got drunk and rubbed a young boy's thigh in a locker room.

    Fixed it for you.

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    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    A lazy grandfather gets a free tour of a chocolate factory all the while encouraging his young grandson to break the rules almost getting them killed.

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    Hustle & Flow from Skinny Black's perspective- "Chillin' at a dive drinking big then dude rocks up talkin' smack, I befriend him and get drunk and find myself in the bathroom with him playing with my dick, I tell him **** you and realised just after he punched me a few times that I had accidentally dropped his demo tape in the toilet. My bad. I offered him my gun as recompense for my disrespect, but he took it and shot my homie. If it wasn't for that dis I would've given him a contract, but now I gotta get a few of my boyz to work him over in the pen, ain't no pimp fuckin' wit' a gangsta like me."
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
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    I <3 Battlefields...

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    Matrix Trilogy Invaders:

    Computer has a virus, runs a scan, opens a Trojan horse, gets infected and has to be ran in safe mode because the original virus will come back.
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    Beowulf

    A single mother rises up, using any means possible, against a group of local viking warriors who are victmising her disabled son.
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    My Girl

    The heroism of a lowly drone named "Zizzr" saves Tranquility Hive #47 from destruction at the hands of a giant invader (played by Macaulay Culkin).

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    Texas chainsaw massacre:
    A young man lives at home with his distrubed older brother and elderly grandfather who needs much care. He loses his job in the abetoire when they "modernise."
    A group of privilaged out-of-towners try to tell him that it was a good thing that he lost his job. He losses control, and there is an unfortunate scuffle.
    Later, while trying to help his brother, he is knocked down by a truck.

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