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    The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

    Rob Tucker got his brown belt after 6 months of purple belt only becouse he opened his own gym or maybe he is a real fk Ninja.

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    Thread moved to the YMAS forum because it is nothing but the OP's hearsay.

    frank586, here is a link to the stickie that outlines the posting requirement for putting up a new thread in MABS, the investigative forum wherein you originally posted this thread,

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57547
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank586 View Post
    Rob Tucker got his brown belt after 6 months of purple belt only becouse he opened his own gym or maybe he is a real fk Ninja.
    Rob Tucker then punched a puppy for no reason and pushed an old lady in a wheel chair into traffic.

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    Rob Tucker drank my last beer.

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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge. Join us... or die
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    Rob Tucker once at an entire train full of passengers, piece by piece, AFTER derailing it with his penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Rob Tucker was the uncredited vocal coach behind "Hot Problems."

    Rob Tucker is the reason your cell phone battery doesn't last as long as you can hold your breath.

    Rob Tucker causes global climate change.

    You say "tomayto," I say "tomahto," Rob Tucker says "I CAN FIT A SCREWDRIVER IN MY PEE-PEE HOLE!"

    Rob Tucker invented comic sans seriff.

    Rob Tucker wrote the 877-kars-4-kids jingle.

    Rob Tucker finds Dane Cook funny.

    When you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Then, Rob Tucker sneaks into your room and eats the Kleenex.

    Rob Tucker is Goatse Guy.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    Rob Tucker ate my shorts.
    Combatives training log.

    Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

    Drum thread

    Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Rob Tucker invented comic sans seriff.
    bastard!

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    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
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    Rob Tucker tapes Bucaneers games without the express written consent of the NFL.

    Rob Tucker doesn't say thank you when you hold the door open for him.

    Rob Tucker uses kittens as clay pigeons when shooting skeet.

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    Mosquitos don't bite Rob Tucker...purely out of respect.
    Sharks, have a week dedicated to Rob Tucker.

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