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  1. #11

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    He needs to receive the First Monthly Awesome Redneck of The Month award from BS.

  2. #12

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    Next thing you know there's gonna be yuppie kung fu.

  3. #13

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    LMVO!!!! this duded needs a t.v. show!..
    *too far? it was a little much wasnt it?*

  4. #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Softwood down the grain? 400 lbs of redneck + gravity?

    Not impressed. More impressed by the ability to two fist the carbines and single fist the shotgun. Now that's a skill...
    Did he even hit the target?

  5. #15
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    "Click click bang bang"

    I fucking love that man.

  6. #16
    Snake Plissken's Avatar
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    I am more impressed with his ability to master the usage of "The UToobz"

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    Yeah, and he was out of breath after swinging the 'chucks. I'm a noob, with no training at all, and I think I could stay out of his way for long enough to get him winded. Either that or just sucker punch him when he goes to get another beer.

    The kick from a .223, even at full auto, is minor. Put a pair of .44's in his hands, or get him to fire a Roadblocker with his arm fully extended, and I'll be impressed. Hell, I'd be impressed if he didn't break his own silly nose...

  8. #18

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    [QUOTE=Bladesmith;2593581]Yeah, and he was out of breath after swinging the 'chucks. I'm a noob, with no training at all, and I think I could stay out of his way for long enough to get him winded. Either that or just sucker punch him when he goes to get another beer.

    [QUOTE]

    R U Keith Hackney?

  9. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by KO'd N DOA View Post
    R U Keith Hackney?
    Keith Hackney would simply win him over with his fantastic mullet before hitting him with a big overhand slap.

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    Snake Plissken's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Keith Hackney would simply win him over with his fantastic mullet before hitting him with a big overhand slap.
    that's called a "Tiger Paw".
    anyone can teach a slap, only a ke?po master can teach a tiger paw.

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