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    Get a room ladies

    Do not sully this forum

    With your gay love thang

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    My training partner
    had a woody in his pants
    should I be worried

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    It has been a while
    Since we have talked about the
    Substance known as poo

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    I'm back at training!
    Someone dropped a **** that stank,
    It was terrible.

    Seriously, ****!
    Attack the nostrils with stench,
    Could not believe it.

    You stinking cuntbag!
    No, I will not "get over it",
    Dead olfactory.

    Good news, my good friends!
    To change the topic from ****,
    I had morning sex.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I <3 Battlefields...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    It has been a while
    Since we have talked about the
    Substance known as poo
    With hop, skip, and jump.
    The return of the rodent
    Heralds a new dawn.

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    I sometimes wonder
    whether Sifu battlefields
    might be Pricasso.

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    Fondly remembered
    this thread of verbal parkour.
    Can we play again?

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    Threads this old and tired
    Are best left as dead and gone
    Yet I contribute!

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    Lo, I contribute
    to this old and tired thread
    yet, tonight I roll

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    Eat Penis Jelly
    Cock throbs with orgasmic
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    Jesus hates
    Haikus
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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