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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist View Post
    Come on, everyone! You're all slacking. It's called PURPLE DRAGON!

    PURPLE. DRAGON.

    I guess I have to do everything around here...


    ...


    Penis.


    There. Now I can relax...
    Someone already posted a youtube comment that had the penis angle covered.

    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    Mind you, this was one of the youtube comments made :-
    Quote Originally Posted by MrStabby
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    Purple Dragon grows bigger and more passionate every day. It is a pulsating piston of purple power.
    see ... all there in it's throbbing glory.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    I liked it, and I have cramps and loose bowels, but not from watching it, just sick.

    The music is, uh, heartwarming? At least it didn't offend my wife when she walked by, that's something. Any school that teaches tots back rolls is OK with me. Also seems to be a good mix of ethnics and haoles, another good thing. And I did see a really nice side kick! True, only good one kick, but it was a sweet kick.

    And having been in a school that did lots and lots of rolls, those dive roll over several body rolling people and then roll back til dive rolling again is actually a good learing technique.

    For your viewing pain ("Kick together, Stick together!"):
    this one has only haoles and is just as bad, even worse.
    Last edited by patfromlogan; 8/03/2011 10:25pm at .
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    check out the cult chant at the start, at least. And the gis! Gad I google ma promo and there's a big ripe field waiting to be harvested!

    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    Quote Originally Posted by patfromlogan View Post
    I liked it { I am } just sick.


    For your viewing pain ("Kick together, Stick together!"):
    this one has only haoles and is just as bad, even worse.
    I usually fight the urge to strike the elderly hippies who raise my ire, but you sir, are more the old sadistic malevolent kind of senior citizen. You deserve to be struck repeatedly with your walker.

    Quote Originally Posted by patfromlogan View Post
    check out the cult chant at the start, at least. And the gis! Gad I google ma promo and there's a big ripe field waiting to be harvested!

    WTF ?
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    *head explodes*
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    well, that was both a test of my willpower and my endurance but I made the entire video

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    I watched the whole thing.

    There is nothing I enjoy more than lacing my mind with mental nitroglycerin and then hopping around furiously until it ignites.

    Examining the leftover meatloaf that was my brain, I noticed the lyrics were saying:

    These are the Ways of Purple Dragon. These are the Ways of Don Jitsu Roo
    Wait....they meant to say "Don Jitsu Ryu".

    Oh...so it's this.

    http://www.purple-dragon.com/

    Ok...I found the Purple Dragon, AKA Professor Don Jacob. What do I win?

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    Here is Professor Don "Purple Dragon" Jacob riding a donkey, just 'cause.


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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Ok...I found the Purple Dragon, AKA Professor Don Jacob. What do I win?

    You win a
    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post

    use it wisely, and only for Good.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Us LGBT people don't want The Purple Dragon any more than you do, no matter how much it sounds like a synonym for penis.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Holy ****! The people singing this song have their dojo near my house! Should I go visit it and report back?

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