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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I got a memo to bring lube and a ballgag. What's happening?
    Free colonoscopies.

    Did you bring your punchcard? Fifth one is free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Free colonoscopies.

    Did you bring your punchcard? Fifth one is free.
    I was under the distinct impression that it was a donkeypunch card.
    And a Barbie sleeping bag.

    Can't have a grappling slumber party without a Barbie sleeping bag.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Can't have a grappling slumber party without a Barbie sleeping bag.
    The Barbie sleeping bag is a backup for the ball-gag.

    Gotta have SOMETHING that can muffle your cries.

    I prefer a freshly stuffed raccoon myself. I've found it can always ... mask ... my yelps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    I am going to start challeging everyone to finger jousting rules to prove how much better finger jousting is.

    Depending on what exactly your trying to prove
    K1 or MMA or ADCC or Vale Tudo rules.
    You are*

    Well why not Kyokushin rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post
    You are*

    Well why not Kyokushin rules?
    Well why not Judo rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post

    Well why not Kyokushin rules?
    Let me put it like this for you, who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fights KK rules? Easy to answer
    Who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fight Boxing rules? Easy to answer
    Who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fight K1 Rules? A bit harder to answer and answers the question as to who is the better striker much better doesn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Ultimate Surrender ruleset.
    Seconded.

    Can we get this hooded, taped up and going.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    If we can get Aria Giovanni to ref, I'm game.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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