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    The best part is the use of the word "candidate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    The best part is the use of the word "candidate."
    Yes, I've never heard someone brag about flunking SFAS before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I've just figured out the word play could be stretched even further. Many McDojo teachers could claim they have trained anyone they wanted, MMA fighters, boxers, CEO's, SAS, Commandos, ANYONE. Who is to say that little Johnny in their Kiddie Karate program didn't become a NAVY Seal? Huh? You? Are you going to dispute it? I'd like to see you try.
    I wonder how many TKD instructors are starting their selling routine with "You know, Anderson Silva is a TKD blackbelt" these days.

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    I know that is what happened with Kempo and Chuck Lidell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travis17 View Post
    I'm just kind of in shock.
    You're in shock because someone is full of ****? Or that you believe him?

    Either way, the world is going to be a very frightening place for you... probably best you stay indoors.

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    nod and smile. say "oh really? wow, i didn't know that". then avoid him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flappyhead View Post
    I wonder how many TKD instructors are starting their selling routine with "You know, Anderson Silva is a TKD blackbelt" these days.
    Well I know that I will NOW......thanks for that heads up.

    Although, I thought that Aikido and Steven Segal were Silva's latest hobby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisted mind View Post
    Although, I thought that Aikido and Steven Segal were Silva's latest hobby.

    No, Silva is Segal and aikido's latest hobby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danno View Post
    nod and smile. say "oh really? wow, i didn't know that". then avoid him.
    ...a random dude came in the shop the other day and informed me that a comet the size of Jupiter was in our solar system and will be whizzing by earth soon. Of course it was going to more than likely kill everything on our planet's surface and then seed it with better alien life forms to start a new "Circle of Life, Cycle".

    Just so happens Stephen Hayes is local.

    Strange ...times? location? ... something has changed. I seem to find myself nodding blankly at those type of statements more than I did 10 years ago.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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