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    If all else fails, just say it's a reaction to something you ate.

    Don't mention that it was a knee.
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    Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.

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    I would suggest getting beaten with fists and knees to the surrounding areas so your lip will appear more normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.
    I confirmed this myself.

    I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

    She said "Hungry".
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln




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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    I confirmed this myself.

    I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

    She said "Hungry".

    Fat girls try harder!!!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Diesel trucks move more freight, and I appreciate what they ah, bring to the table.

    I just prefer something a bit more compact and sporty. With an accent.

    Then again, I've never taken a diesel out for a spin.
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Fat girls are like mopeds. Fun to ride until your friends see you.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Sterilize a needle and lance it.

    Quote Originally Posted by where's me bike View Post

    Are you implying that he should he should malnurish himself until he contracts Noma?


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    You should be able to treat it like any hematoma - that is by cooling the site, reducing heavy movements and by applying creme (for example with hirudin as an active component - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11863317 or containing diclofenac...)

    I have also heard of cremes containing heparin and ananas enzymes though i do not know if the effects were studied as well.

    Of course do not take hirudin if you have any issues with your blood coagulation, given that you indulge in MA i rather guess you do not have any.

    hope that helps
    Last edited by Q_wer; 12/17/2010 3:59pm at .

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