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    flowchart to pick your style, according to bullshido

    this should make it easy for everybody who comes in asking "what style should i do".
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    sorry, i uploaded the wrong one.

    here's the more comprehensive version
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    Can we get a sticky on that chart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    Can we get a sticky on that chart?
    Please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas Spirit View Post
    Please.
    pretty please

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    Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

    You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a *****.

    Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

    Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

    I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

    I'm so excited, **** Judo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Yeh, but what kind of Judo?

    You need to change it to Sport Judo, European Judo or Russian Judo, because all that traditional Japanese stuff doesn't work. If you're learning Judo it has to be non-Jap Judo otherwise you're a *****.

    Also what's with all this Judo nut hugging guys? Judo guys can't fight on the ground, their rules are totally gay with not being able to grab the leg or do anything you learn in wrestling.

    Who cares about the 62 techniques you're allowed to do why can't I just do my wrestling!

    I'm just going to do BJJ because they will let me do my double and single legs and my BJJ coach says its Ok to do an oil check, but that he wants me to come back after class and work on it with him to perfect my technique.

    I'm so excited, **** Judo.

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    Fine I'll just butt scoot my way over to Judoforum to troll the regulars by starting posts complaining about the new IJF rules, telling everyone how I can beat black belts after only training for 5 minutes and having watched youtube and constantly demanding that people to post their full name and address with each post otherwise they're a ***** ******.

    I'm going to do it all whilst wearing a blue gi, with patches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Fine I'll just butt scoot my way over to Judoforum to troll the regulars by starting posts complaining about the new IJF rules, telling everyone how I can beat black belts after only training for 5 minutes and having watched youtube and constantly demanding that people to post their full name and address with each post otherwise they're a ***** ******.

    I'm going to do it all whilst wearing a blue gi, with patches.
    I was cool with that until the blue gi, heresy!!!

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