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    Quote Originally Posted by JudoA View Post
    The soft-porn soundtrack is what does it.
    With music like that, it should be named "Ju-jitsu: forbidden love".
    Last edited by Odacon; 11/07/2010 3:14pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon View Post
    With music like that, it should be named @Ju-jitsu: forbidden love".
    I'm actually quite disappointed there are no martial arts themed porn films, I mean you have plumbers fixing fridges and mechanics fixing cars, why can't we have some hot girl walk into a place and there's the instructor but she's like "oh this dojo is so hot" and he's like "let's practice grappling" and she goes "yeah and then let's have sex".

    I think I've found a gap in the market here, unless someone has something they'd like to share. For research purposes of course :rolleyes:

    Edit: Well there's this but I didn't even get a semi YouTube - NINJA PORN: RULES of ENGAGEMENT from The Sexy Ninja - GuiL Claveria
    Last edited by JudoA; 11/07/2010 3:08pm at . Reason: extra video found

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    dude ... there are tons of MA porn ... search for Karate Sex video for starters.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Dismon: Do you guys fight a lot of super fatties where you can actually get a big handful of flesh like that? I only know a few people you could get any kind of grip on like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JudoA View Post
    I'm actually quite disappointed there are no martial arts themed porn films, I mean you have plumbers fixing fridges and mechanics fixing cars, why can't we have some hot girl walk into a place and there's the instructor but she's like "oh this dojo is so hot" and he's like "let's practice grappling" and she goes "yeah and then let's have sex".

    I think I've found a gap in the market here, unless someone has something they'd like to share. For research purposes of course :rolleyes:
    I came across a good one a while back between an MMA coach and a new student, she was very eager to learn ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backfistmonkey View Post
    dude ... there are tons of MA porn ... search for Karate Sex video for starters.
    Yea, start with Boogie Nights. I heard it had a big ending....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backfistmonkey View Post
    dude ... there are tons of MA porn ... search for Karate Sex video for starters.
    Rule 34.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Rule 34.
    I see your "Rule 34" and raise you Sinanju Lesson #36.

    (i.e. The 52 steps to bring a woman to ultimate sexual satisfaction.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    I see your "Rule 34" and raise you Sinanju Lesson #36.

    (i.e. The 52 steps to bring a woman to ultimate sexual satisfaction.)
    Know how a real man brings a woman to ultimate sexual satisfaction?








    Trick question, real men don't care.

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    Dirty grappling + leg locks + soft porn music = epic win.

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