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    I started teaching classes part-time and have taken over the kid's class.

    I've spent the week renaming all the kids after Pokemon. After I'm done renaming all of them and memorizing who they are. My best friend and I are going to pick a team of six and battle them after I retape the mats to look like a pokemon battle stadium.


    How do I make this more awesome?

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    Make them buy different gis that match their respective Pokemon's element.

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    Take the last two kids in the tournament and raise them as your very own pokemon. Go around "capturing" each of the other pokemon in the class until you have caught them all.

    Make this a quarterly thing.
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    Today I named the kid who's mom isn't around anymore; Cubone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    I've spent the week renaming all the kids after Pokemon. After I'm done renaming all of them and memorizing who they are. My best friend and I are going to pick a team of six and battle them after I retape the mats to look like a pokemon battle stadium.


    How do I make this more awesome?
    I beg you please don't be trolling.

    This could be some of the best TKD sparring video ever to hit youtube.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Backfistmonkey View Post
    I beg you please don't be trolling.

    This could be some of the best TKD sparring video ever to hit youtube.
    If he puts it out on YouTube how is he going to sell the DVDs for $15 a piece?

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    Sirc teaching kids?

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    The place where i teach at got in a heap of **** from a pissed off parent cause we were making 4 teams out of the kids and we had papers with numbers on them. The kids had them taped on the back of their gi's. Well one kid forgot his on and the mom came in freaking out asking why He's number 4 and not number one! Now imagine if we had pokemon names on their backs! Dildochu for the win!

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    Pokemon don't give kids complexes.

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