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    George Foreman challenges Steven Seagal

    "For reasons unknown, George Foreman has challenged Steven Seagal to an open-rules fight which he wants to be broadcast on Pay Per View. It makes no sense, it pits a 68-year-old boxing legend against a 65-year-old “Aikido master” who once pooped his pants after “Judo” Gene LeBell choked him out. It can also easily be the most anticipated combat sports event since Conor McGregor fought Floyd Mayweather and I hope it happens.

    Foreman has laid out the ruleset in which he will use boxing and Seagal can use “whatever.” It’s a recipe for success.

    Foreman hasn’t explicitly come out and said why he’s challenging Seagal to the battle, but it could do with Seagal moving to Russia and buddying up with Putin amongst others. Seagal has also raised eyebrows after “training” Anderson Silva and other UFC greats and is considered a fraud in martial arts circles, where many claim his standing as an Aikido master as dubious."

    Source: http://uproxx.com/sports/george-fore...ht-poop-pants/

    This could be fun.

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    George Foreman's boxing style is... STREETPUNCHING
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCS View Post
    "For reasons unknown, George Foreman has challenged Steven Seagal to an open-rules fight which he wants to be broadcast on Pay Per View. It makes no sense, it pits a 68-year-old boxing legend against a 65-year-old “Aikido master” who once pooped his pants after “Judo” Gene LeBell choked him out. It can also easily be the most anticipated combat sports event since Conor McGregor fought Floyd Mayweather and I hope it happens.

    Foreman has laid out the ruleset in which he will use boxing and Seagal can use “whatever.” It’s a recipe for success.

    Foreman hasn’t explicitly come out and said why he’s challenging Seagal to the battle, but it could do with Seagal moving to Russia and buddying up with Putin amongst others. Seagal has also raised eyebrows after “training” Anderson Silva and other UFC greats and is considered a fraud in martial arts circles, where many claim his standing as an Aikido master as dubious."

    Source: http://uproxx.com/sports/george-fore...ht-poop-pants/

    This could be fun.
    Cash flow must be waiting on his grilll business.

    Even better he's colluding with Seagal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
    Warm towel?
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    If this happens I will sign up for pay per view. I would love to see that fat fukker Seagul having his head kicked in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Cash flow must be waiting on his grilll business.

    Even better he's colluding with Seagal.
    My wife got a Foreman grill at a yard sale, last year, maybe even 18 months ago, at this point. Paid like $2 for it, and it was in pristine condition. We love it. Awesome for boneless chicken breasts and skirt steaks. We've done various fish on it, with varying levels of success. Sliders, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scipio View Post
    If this happens I will sign up for pay per view. I would love to see that fat fukker Seagul having his head kicked in.
    Kicked in?? It's Foreman, do you really think he would kick??

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    I wonder about the mental state of someone who names every one of his kids George, but I would still watch him beat the living hell out of Seagal.

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