Wing Chun Master, Brutally Assaults Pregnant Girlfriend

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[dxmakina]

lol bruises to the leg and head? wing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chunwing chun wing wing chun

omg he used wing chun on her.

[Ka-Bar]

How's the foom-foom-foom-fetus?

[Tonuzaba]

Oh, boy...

[Cuchulain]

So Wing Chun does work?

[DJR]

So Wing Chun does work?

Maybe not - sounds like the fetus may actually have survived the deadly Tsun onslaught.

[TheFasm4]

I though Leung Ting was a Ying Jo Pai master.

Edit:Oh, Leung Shum does the Ying Jo Pai.My bad.

[Wounded Ronin]

Foombortion!

[JavaRonin]

Maybe not - sounds like the fetus may actually have survived the deadly Tsun onslaught.

He didn't do the Chun right.

[Dagon Akujin]

Um... that Miss Lip is a lying whore!!!



WTF? Ting, you are stupid for thinking your unwanted crotchling will fall out through the overstreched beef curtains of your 45 year old girlfriend.

[theotherserge]

Maybe she used a sim lam tau stance to protect her dantiem.

[Acid The Great]

if someone tried to extort me for 50K i'd be pissed too.

[Matt Phillips]

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[Tonuzaba]

Well, theoretically, they could be.

Have yet to wait and see though...