Jerry Seinfeld: Aikidoka?

[Snake Plissken]

in this interview with Parade Magazine:
http://www.parade.com/celebrity/arti...einfeld-2.html

Seinfeld indicates he studies, "Aikido, and I studied that for a while, the martial art. I love that. That's a wonderful subject. Very good in marriage. I would suggest aikido training for anyone thinking of getting married."

in this from Access Holywood:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21535797/

Seinfeld indicates he studied "karate" when younger but none specifically mentioned.

[Boyd]

Between this, his relentlessly unfunny campaign to spam Bee Movie ads all over The Office, and some zany comments he made about how he shouldn't have to clean up after himself when he goes to the movie theatre, I think I can say in earnest I want to kick Jerry Seinfeld's ass harder than any other mediocre stand-up comic.

[OZZ]

Seinfeld is really annoying me these days too...

[Snake Plissken]

Invite him to a Throwdown

[Goju - Joe]

Between this, his relentlessly unfunny campaign to spam Bee Movie ads all over The Office, and some zany comments he made about how he shouldn't have to clean up after himself when he goes to the movie theatre, I think I can say in earnest I want to kick Jerry Seinfeld's ass harder than any other mediocre stand-up comic.

Seinfeld has enough money to have you killed, cloned, brought back to life and killed again.

[Snake Plissken]

He should be advocating for pigs to clean-up after himself, he has enough money to pay his minions to clean-up after himself and not the poor minimum wage kids relegated to doing it.

[Goju - Joe]

He should be advocating for pigs to clean-up after himself, he has enough money to pay his minions to clean-up after himself and not the poor minimum wage kids relegated to doing it.

Fuck that!!!

As a father of a 14 year old I want him to have some shitty gross minimum wage job so he'll learn to appreciate what he has and not be a prick

All teenagers should have these jobs and it's our duty to make them gross.

Trust me teenagers suck and are by nature assholes, they need these life experiences

[Snake Plissken]

OK. Next movie I see, I'm shitting on the screen. Tell me at which theatre your son works.

"Well, your honor, see Jerry Seinfeld, Aikidoka told me......"

[Goju - Joe]

OK. Next movie I see, I'm shitting on the screen. Tell me at which theatre your son works.

"Well, your honor, see Jerry Seinfeld, Aikidoka told me......"

How do you poo on a movie screen. Do you have projectile poop?

[Snake Plissken]

climb up the curtains to top of screen

hang on with one hand while de-pantsing with the other

ever so carefully position buttocks over screen while factoring in variables such as degree of screen curvature

await for dramatic or touchingly romantic moment to optomize social impact of bowel release

let fly and pray for solid movement and maximum sticking potential

[Jadonblade]

Excess fat will help it stick better. I reccomend a donner kebab.

[Snake Plissken]

Excess fat will help it stick better. I reccomend a donner kebab.

you mean like this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

[ignignokt]

Whoa, and he thinks Scientology is "scientific"!

Man, now that I think about it, aikido and ninjutsu dojos seem like a pretty good place for Scientologists to go cruising for recruits.

[Tonuzaba]

Posts 5-12 made me laugh, thank you boys. ;-)
You'd be +repped would this be another thread...

[Boyd]

Fuck that!!!

As a father of a 14 year old I want him to have some shitty gross minimum wage job so he'll learn to appreciate what he has and not be a prick

All teenagers should have these jobs and it's our duty to make them gross.

Trust me teenagers suck and are by nature assholes, they need these life experiences

You know, even before I worked at a movie theatre I used to bitch at my dad about cleaning up after himself at the cinema, and he always retaliated with some smug, self-righteous monologue about how FOR THE PRICES I PAY etc. etc. Do you know where my dad is now? That's right, THE BONEYARD.

Keep it up, mister.