16-year-old Karate Student Defeats Convicted Sex Offender

[Cannon_6]

http://www.theolympian.com/2011/05/0...overpower.html

Short version: 40-year-old man attacks 16-year-old girl walking alone in the woods. Man loses.

[Snake Plissken]

Bad Ass of the Month Nomination.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

Do you want KARATE!?

[hungryjoe]

Stark, 40, was convicted of indecent liberties in 1997 and has seven convictions for failure to register as a sex offender. His victim in the 1997 case was a 66-year-old woman, according to Washington’s sex-offender registry.

I this guy sees the light of day before he's 80, some judge should be shot. Pending conviction of course.

[money]

"The father of a 16-year-old girl who fought off an attacker Thursday said he thinks the karate lessons she had been taking for about a month helped her defend herself."

[gregaquaman]

Steven segal will still claim credit for it.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

I found her instructor's school, which also teaches Muay Thai and MMA. Given the girl's aspirations of fighting, I'm wondering those weren't more of a help than the karate.
http://www.bjohnsonkarate.com/

[Snake Plissken]

I found her instructor's school, which also teaches Muay Thai and MMA. Given the girl's aspirations of fighting, I'm wondering those weren't more of a help than the karate.
http://www.bjohnsonkarate.com/

they were several groin kicks and a soccerkick to the head of a downed opponent.
I think we can give karate as much credit as the ancillary "MT/MMA" training she may have been exposed to in that month's time.

[Vince Tortelli]

they were several groin kicks and a soccerkick to the head of a downed opponent.
I think we can give karate as much credit as the ancillary "MT/MMA" training she may have been exposed to in that month's time.

No, Plissken.
Karate is a traditional martial art, and we all know those suck and never work.
Muay Thai and MMA are combat sports, and we all know they are awesome and always work.
So anything that works is MMA and anything that doesn't work is TMA.
Her stuff worked, so it was MMA.

[Snake Plissken]

No, Plissken.
Karate is a traditional martial art, and we all know those suck and never work.
Muay Thai and MMA are combat sports, and we all know they are awesome and always work.
So anything that works is MMA and anything that doesn't work is TMA.
Her stuff worked, so it was MMA.

:hangs head in shame:
:goes to burn gi:
:drives to Kohls and purchases large quantities of TapouT:

[Vince Tortelli]

:hangs head in shame:
:goes to burn gi:
:drives to Kohls and purchases large quantities of TapouT:

I wonder if Buddha felt the way I feel right now all the time.

[Snake Plissken]

I wonder if Buddha felt the way I feel right now all the time.

ask Der Auslander.

[W. Rabbit]

Buddha feels nothing.

[Vince Tortelli]

Because he's dead?

[Snake Plissken]

listen you two fucksticks, just wait for Der to grace this thread and tell you how the Buddha feels, until then just know his ethereal finger hovers above the "infraction" button, ready to drop the red hammer at any given time.

consider yourselves infracted until he does so otherwise