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  • TKD Black Belt
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    Doctor X is my hero.....


    TKD

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  • Cdnronin
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    Originally posted by Rick the Ripper
    Alright this will be my last post or to put it another way, my "coup de grace" (Using big words just makes you sound like a jackass doesn't it doc) I would just like to clear a few things up before I leave this and all bullshido forums for good

    Reply BUBU Bye now! Of course, as FSD characters have more farewells than Frank Sinatra(have your mommy explain that joke), unfortunately I doubt we have heard the last of you..

    #1 I never personally put anyone down other than actual "eyewitniss accounts" I have of people in my own life who left FSD and just so happen to talk exactly the way you guys do and yes who are indeed pussies who left for fear of injury.

    "I'll tell you right now what the REAL problem with FSD is. Some people find it too hard. So these fucking PUSSIES leave after a year or so of going once a motherfucking week (you can't get good at ANYTHING going once a week, not FSD, not BJJ, not guitar, not piano etc) so then they go join BJJ, karate, or FUCKING BALLET DANCING or MACRAME or some other shit. Then, to cover their pussihood for running from FSD with their NONEXISTENT DICKS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS as soon as it got a little hard, they go and BITCH to anyone who will fucking listen about CULT LIKE ASPECTS, COSTS and UTTER BULLSHIT!! They use their legions of free time because they have no fucking life digging up every bit of dirt they can find or FABRICATE (most likely 99% of these bullshit claims) and go on and on with their loser buddies on the internet who like to laugh at dumbass claims and even make their own about FSD, EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT KNOW THE FIRST FUCKING THING ABOUT FANG SHEN DO"

    REPLY Hmm, losers friends who have no life making up lies about FSD. Damn, I'm glad you're being civil, otherwise my feelings might get hurt.



    #2 I may have sworn a lot but I never actually personally threatened anyone yet I have been accused of doing so several times. I have however been told by people in other forums to "fucking die", "kill myself" and "go to hell" with absolutely no provocation on my part and simply due to the racism of me doing Fang Shen Do.

    REPLY Racialism? Does you think the racialism on the board is more subtle than on other boards where they tell you to kill yourself? Has it occurred to you if lots of people tell you to fuck oof and die, that just maybe you are the fuckin' problem?
    "OOh , please don't hate on me cuz I'm a jackass, let's take on the noble mantle of FSD, because every martial artist in the world wants to be in FSD, but due to our strict pricing policy, most can't afford it. Luckily, I have my mom to pay my tuition."

    #3 I attempted to be civil here. See my posts in Physical Fitness and other forums, no swearing at all, no mention of FSD even, I didnt come here looking for a fight. I only blew my top when I was verbally attacked for the third time based solely on my FSD backround in the lightbulb forum.


    REPLY You have a short memory, skippy, oh I mean Ricky,history of drug abuse, maybe? See above for your restrained discourse. Blowing your top when verbally attacked? Still trying to figure out how someone with an academic career can be verbally attacked in a written medium, but then I have already finished high school. Maybe it is like new math.

    #4 I have asked people who have been to the training camp myself about the poo sniffing and they told me that if such a thing happened they were unaware of it. This means that if it happened it was by a private group of idiots attending the camp and therefore was not PART of the training camp program and therefore has absolutely nothing to do with FSD (If a guy jacks off in a BJJ changeroom does that mean masterbation has anything to do with BJJ)

    REPLY As a 16 year old, I can understand your fascination with masturbation, it serves it purpose until you can experience the real thing. Hey, kind of like FSD!

    #5 I really don't have time to keep arguing this and I promise this is the last you'll see of me, I have a job, an academic career and my training to think of. Wouldn't want to end up as a 36 year old airconditioning salesman cause I wasted all my time arguing on the internet.

    See ya
    Based on your well reasoned statements, I have no doubt you do well in your high school debating team, but please, I don't picture you as a salesman. Maybe a septic tank cleaner, it will be a step up from the shit your dealing with now.

    Have a nice life and be sure not to write!

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  • Doctor X
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    Sometimes the classics provides the best responses to fools.

    King: Dost thou call me fool, boy?

    Fool: All thine other titles thou hast given away. . . .
    Originally posted by Boy
    Alright this will be my last post. . . .
    Like a bloody opera singer! Always making her "last performance."

    --"Uncle" Tom, Rumpole of the Bailey
    (Using big words just makes you sound like a jackass doesn't it doc)
    Satan: So you'd like to be articulate?

    Stanley: Yeah . . . yeah!

    Satan: And be able to use words like "articulate?"

    --Bedazzled
    Though perhaps the sage advice applies to our Boy delivered to a friend:

    Buy a fucking dictionary! Take $20, walk downstairs, walk across the street to the university bookstore, and buy a fucking dictionary!

    --University Professor William Arrowsmith, Classicist
    "Big words" include "tantrum," apparently. However, if the Boy's allowance does not make purchase of a dictionary feasible, he may try www.dictionary.com, or he may ask his mommy for help.

    Though I would just like to clear a few things up before I leave this and all bullshido forums for good
    Duke d'Escargot: I go with God, your majesty!

    Queen Marie Antoinette: Go with whomever you want, just go.

    --Start the Revolution without Me
    #1 I never personally put anyone down other than actual "eyewitniss [Sic--Ed.] accounts"
    Contradicted by his own posts. Too many legal movies I could quote regarding perjury.

    #2 I may have sworn a lot but I never actually personally threatened anyone. . . .
    I refer to the answer I gave previously.

    --Francis Urquhart, Prime Minister, To Play the King
    I have however been told by people in other forums to "fucking die", "kill myself" and "go to hell" with absolutely no provocation on my part and simply due to the racism of me doing Fang Shen Do.
    Another lie and now argumentum ad misericordiam--he has moved on in fallacious reasoning. To which:

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
    applies.

    #3 I attempted to be civil here. LIE!LIE!WHINE!MOMMY!!
    See above.

    Feeble attempt to defend "poo sniffing" follows.

    Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.

    --SuperTroopers
    Far be it for me to judge a man's hobbies. . . .

    #5 I really don't have time to keep arguing this. . . .
    DragonBallZ is on. . . .

    Then runs away claiming he will be "important" one day despite the fact he wastes his time having tantrums over subjects of which he has no understanding.

    Perhaps it will confuse it if we run away some more.

    --Sir Robin
    --J.D.

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  • Askari
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    Originally posted by Little Ricky gone to play....
    Alright this will be my last post
    Do you know Sifu No BS? He posted this line several times. Though he still hasnt turned up at a tournament to fight. Ah well, maybe one day an FSD guy will step into the ring - we'll see.
    Originally posted by Little Ricky wants a sniff
    I have asked people who have been to the training camp myself about the poo sniffing and they told me that if such a thing happened they were unaware of it. This means that if it happened it was by a private group of idiots attending the camp and therefore was not PART of the training camp program and therefore has absolutely nothing to do with FSD (If a guy jacks off in a BJJ changeroom does that mean masterbation has anything to do with BJJ)
    Yep, your right, we've been told that 50+ people smelt the poo it under the direction of sJP - couldnt have been part of the actual training, just cause sJP led the drill couldnt be part of FSD.
    Now stop talking bad about masterbation or TKDBB will start posting links to Matbattle.com again. You've been warned, you dont want to go there.
    Originally posted by Old Ricky
    I have a job, an academic career
    Your 16? Ok, so you sliped on that.
    Originally posted by Ricky Wants a cookie
    Wouldn't want to end up as a 36 year old airconditioning salesman
    Ask your mom, on second thought - better yet, ask your dad what the joke is.
    Last edited by Askari; 5/05/2006 4:25pm, .

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  • Rick the Ripper
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    Alright this will be my last post or to put it another way, my "coup de grace" (Using big words just makes you sound like a jackass doesn't it doc) I would just like to clear a few things up before I leave this and all bullshido forums for good

    #1 I never personally put anyone down other than actual "eyewitniss accounts" I have of people in my own life who left FSD and just so happen to talk exactly the way you guys do and yes who are indeed pussies who left for fear of injury.

    #2 I may have sworn a lot but I never actually personally threatened anyone yet I have been accused of doing so several times. I have however been told by people in other forums to "fucking die", "kill myself" and "go to hell" with absolutely no provocation on my part and simply due to the racism of me doing Fang Shen Do.

    #3 I attempted to be civil here. See my posts in Physical Fitness and other forums, no swearing at all, no mention of FSD even, I didnt come here looking for a fight. I only blew my top when I was verbally attacked for the third time based solely on my FSD backround in the lightbulb forum.

    #4 I have asked people who have been to the training camp myself about the poo sniffing and they told me that if such a thing happened they were unaware of it. This means that if it happened it was by a private group of idiots attending the camp and therefore was not PART of the training camp program and therefore has absolutely nothing to do with FSD (If a guy jacks off in a BJJ changeroom does that mean masterbation has anything to do with BJJ)

    #5 I really don't have time to keep arguing this and I promise this is the last you'll see of me, I have a job, an academic career and my training to think of. Wouldn't want to end up as a 36 year old airconditioning salesman cause I wasted all my time arguing on the internet.

    See ya
    Last edited by Rick the Ripper; 5/05/2006 3:35pm, .

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  • Locu5
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    Out of the mouths of n00bs...

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  • n00b
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    a request.

    Guys, can we take the 'ripping' to the other thread? I think this isn't the proper forum. Not to rain on your parades, or anything, just to move the parade to where the sun is. :)

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  • red-dragon
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    To See the Light!

    May 05, 2006

    Dear Rick the Ripper,

    Please pull your head out of your ass or maybe out of the ass of FSD. The problems with FSD have been going on for over 15 years. As a former student I can assure you that it is just a matter of time, and you maturing, before you actually begin to see the light on what a money grabbing, cult like, bow down to his holiness(sJP) system FSD really is.

    Sincerely,
    red-dragon

    PS. To see the light, place both hands on the cheeks push forward and pull your head out.

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  • shadow beast
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    ok for the guy who said dogshit is not a part of fang shen do, your wrong.

    i was told by a few guys who had to sniff it them selfs, and also told by a sifu, except he was trying to make it sound like not a big deal the way he said it, but he said it him self.

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  • Doctor X
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    Part of noblesse oblige is the responsibilty to educate the Less Fortunate.

    Originally posted by Rick the Ripper
    Ok here is EXACTLY what I'm talking [Sic--Ed.] about.
    This proves a written medium.

    Dog shit?
    Curious descent into the vulgar. "Measur'd in manner and speech," I prefer'd "canine excrement."

    Yet do those infractions prove minor to the continuation:

    Really?! Your arguments must be ridiculously weak if you have to refer to grade 2 poo poo jokes.
    Notice the failure to rebut the descriptions given by FSD members. Instead, he attempts to Poison the Well. I am sure that fallacious attempt did not go unnoticed by the Noble Readership, but we cannot expect this Exemplar of the Great Unwashed to appreciate logic.

    I may be 16 but I'm a hell of a lot more mature that that.
    Evidence suggests otherwise. Let us "review the catechism," so to write:
    • The Boy:
      1. Initiated conversation with a screed of invective.
      2. Has made empty threats.
      3. Has failed to rebut the criticisms.
      4. Has indeed acknowledged the validity of the criticisms.
      5. Exhibits the emotional control of one ravaged by Kluver-Bucy.


    Quod erat demonstrandum.

    I can guarantee you that dogshit is NOT part of FSD in any way and yet it is mentioned hundreds of times in these bullshit forums.
    Ipse dixit. Notice the "hilarious" Well Poisoning pun. Nevertheless, required recognition of Rover's redulent rectal remains has been attested by a number of witnesses. Indeed, this Boy conceeds the attestations.

    As a rebutal, he appeals to his . . . his . . . what?

    Honor? He has exhibited no honor.

    Trustworthyness? His behavior invalidates it.

    In conclusion it seems he cannot move beyond a simple Poisoning the Well:

    And yes, for the record [Whose record?--Ed.] I realized before I wrote my initial argument that you guys are impossible to reason with. . . .
    Should the Boy stumble over reason and not rupture anything important, he may construct a valid argument. Otherwise, he has entered a duel of claighmores armed only with his toothbrush.

    . . . and I have no chance of winning this argument, . . .
    Reality strikes him like . . . like . . . like a Strikey Thing. Perhaps there is hope. Perhaps the glass is only half-dirty. However, should he continue in the manner expected of a spoiled four year-old, he certainly will not win any arguments, even if it is against peng [Stop that!--Ed.]

    Yes . . . sorry. . . .

    I just felt the need to put my two cents worth in.
    Unfortunately, the Boy prov'd reason poor and utterly centless.

    In the rain.

    --J.D.

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  • Askari
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    Originally posted by Rick the Ripper
    Ok here is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Dog shit? Really?! Your arguments must be ridiculously weak if you have to refer to grade 2 poo poo jokes. I may be 16 but I'm a hell of a lot more mature that that. I can guarantee you that dogshit is NOT part of FSD in any way and yet it is mentioned hundreds of times in these bullshit forums. And yes, for the record I realized before I wrote my initial argument that you guys are impossible to reason with and I have no chance of winning this argument, I just felt the need to put my two cents worth in.
    No you came on here like a petulent child who's toy has been taken away. People posting on these threads have underwear older then you, let alone how long they've been training.

    You'll learn at some point (likely after trying FSD in a real fight) that starting a conversation with a blast of swearing and accusation generally gets you punked.

    The Dog Shit sniffing as a part of Fang Shen Do has been posted about by individuals who were actually there for the event. That makes their posts direct evidence of the activity. Since several posters have noted that they were there we can surmise that this was in fact a true event.

    Now if you had been there for the poo sniffing you would be better able to control your version of reality and deny the existence of this thread.

    My only recommendation to you is to come back to this board in about 10 or 15 years (you know, as an adult) and re-read your posts. Cause those posts are still going to be there. ... ....

    Alternatively, ask your mom to read what you wrote and see what she says. If you wont let your mom read it, who's the pussy now?

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  • Cdnronin
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    Originally posted by Rick the Ripper
    Ok here is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Dog shit? Really?! Your arguments must be ridiculously weak if you have to refer to grade 2 poo poo jokes. I may be 16 but I'm a hell of a lot more mature that that. I can guarantee you that dogshit is NOT part of FSD in any way and yet it is mentioned hundreds of times in these bullshit forums. And yes, for the record I realized before I wrote my initial argument that you guys are impossible to reason with and I have no chance of winning this argument, I just felt the need to put my two cents worth in.
    Ok, your done now, Feel better? Great, Now FUCK OFF!

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  • Rick the Ripper
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    Originally posted by Doctor X
    Quite a number of posters have listed reasons for leaving FSD. For some reason, "fear of injury" does not seem to be one of them, unless one counts fear of paying for the priviledge to smell canine excrement.

    --J.D.
    Ok here is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Dog shit? Really?! Your arguments must be ridiculously weak if you have to refer to grade 2 poo poo jokes. I may be 16 but I'm a hell of a lot more mature that that. I can guarantee you that dogshit is NOT part of FSD in any way and yet it is mentioned hundreds of times in these bullshit forums. And yes, for the record I realized before I wrote my initial argument that you guys are impossible to reason with and I have no chance of winning this argument, I just felt the need to put my two cents worth in.

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  • Cdnronin
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    So, little Ricky, I guess the reason that the price of FSD lessons doesn't seem high to you is that yer mommy pays for you. She must be so proud of you, does she know you speak to adults like that while you are on the computer she bought?
    Hasn't the nice policeman been to your school yet(Cst Mondou?), to tell you that treats on the internet are the same as threatening someone face to face?

    This would be the 2nd cocky 16year old FSD know-it-all that I've encountered online this month. Great depth of experience, been there, done that, yaa taa yaa taa. Had your first shave yet? You talk about other people not having balls, when yours have barely dropped. So, this may seem hard for you to grasp, but maybe if you bang your head against the wall a few times it will help, you are just a pathetic little whelp, taking a BS money grabbing pseudo martial art on somebody else's dime, so please when you grow up and are, let's say old enough to vote, come back and voice your tough guy opinion. Until then, your best bet is to shut up and learn. Hell of a lot more experience available here than at any FSD club.


    PS Let me guess, you're from the mean streets of Richmond? Maybe Munster? Seriously fuckin' ghetto dude. But does coming from a town that displays the world's largest pumpkin do anything for your image? 10 white kids in a Dodge caravan pumping Fiddy on a stock stereo don't strike fear, ya know what I mean?
    Last edited by Cdnronin; 5/04/2006 7:43pm, .

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  • Doctor X
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    BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    --J.D.

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