Zombie Apocolapse?

[SpringHeeledJack]

I went today to buy some .40 caliber and 9 mm rounds and a few boxes of buckshot to add to my [seriously lacking] stockpile. The first store had none of the ammo I needed, the second had the buckshot but not the others, and the 3rd and 4th had no pistol rounds at all. I finally had to go to the store at the shooting range and buy it from them at a higher cost.
If it keeps.

Apparently, people are hoarding bullets now, and it's not making this whole preparedness thing very easy.

[JudOWNED]

Functioning relic? Swords, knives and clubs are functioning relics. 1911 is a gift from God.

What, pray tell, is it about a single action pistol with an exposed hammer, manual safety and low cap mag that you find so uber deadly? Is it the fact that you have to (dangerously) carry it "cocked and locked" to have any chance of deploying it quickly?

lol

[Wounded Ronin]

Now that I think about it what you'd really want for zombie invasion is a Browning Automatic Rifle loaded with .30 cal JSPs.

[Matt Phillips]

[Jim_Jude]

Lights attract zombies!

You can't use NVG's all the time... besides, LED head lamps use WAY FEWER batteries than Night Vision in the long run.

& according to the predominant zombie literature, they don't have to see you. Apparently, smell is enough for them to accurately navigate towards fresh meat/the uninfected. Hey, don't ask me, I just know what I read....

[TEA]

Here are my zombie killing firearms.



I'm thinking for a vehicle, mounting one of these in the back of a GMC HD dually would work for dealing with large numbers of zombies.



For a melee weapon, I'm thinking a cutlass.

[Vorpal]

Lights attract zombies!

[Jim_Jude]

I use these when backpacking... Mine doesn't have flames on it, though, unfortunately. I should get one that does. Everybody knows wearing flame decals makes you go faster.

And shoot better...


Headlamps are great, though. I've got three, & one for the little lady. It actually had little flowers on the band... whatever works.

[hapkido_keith]

:D Well....I thought The Safety Dance would be appropriate when running from zombies. Perhaps it would add some joviality to the situation.

Cause zombies don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

[IMightBeWrong]

NJ firearms madness update: One of my partners at work is buying the same gun I am (Springfield XD Compact .40, for those of you coming late to this thread). In NJ you have to apply at you local police dept for a permit for each pistol you buy (long guns you can purchase with a firearms ID card only). Waiting times vary, by statute it is to be issued in 60 days. My friend just turned in the paperwork in his town and was told 3-4 months. I turned mine in Fri night and was told I coluld pick mine up on Tue. My friend is doomed to be zombie fodder. NJ sucks but at least the cops in my town have their shit together.

You poor man. Here in Arizona, you don't have to go through the police at all really. No waiting periods, you just submit some information for a background check when buying the weapon and take it home, and within 30 days law enforcement is required by state law to throw out records of your firearm purchase. Only things you have kept on record are class 3 purchases, if you're lucky enough to even have a class 3.

It's not a gun, but as far the zombie apocalypse goes, I highly recommend getting one of these:



Headlamps are great for illuminating your ways through the dark and dreary corridors of the future, while leaving you free to carry a sawed-off shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

I use these when backpacking... Mine doesn't have flames on it, though, unfortunately. I should get one that does. Everybody knows wearing flame decals makes you go faster.

[Zendetta]

Zombie News! Zombie Bandit Caught!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28577820/

Whew! I know I feel safer!

[TheMightyMcClaw]

It's not a gun, but as far the zombie apocalypse goes, I highly recommend getting one of these:



Headlamps are great for illuminating your ways through the dark and dreary corridors of the future, while leaving you free to carry a sawed-off shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

[Vorpal]

NJ firearms madness update: One of my partners at work is buying the same gun I am (Springfield XD Compact .40, for those of you coming late to this thread). In NJ you have to apply at you local police dept for a permit for each pistol you buy (long guns you can purchase with a firearms ID card only). Waiting times vary, by statute it is to be issued in 60 days. My friend just turned in the paperwork in his town and was told 3-4 months. I turned mine in Fri night and was told I coluld pick mine up on Tue. My friend is doomed to be zombie fodder. NJ sucks but at least the cops in my town have their shit together.

[Sealknife]

Hahahaha Stolen andplaced on facebook.

Men in hats though?

:D Well....I thought The Safety Dance would be appropriate when running from zombies. Perhaps it would add some joviality to the situation.

[Neildo]

You're not Ash!!! Accept it and move on!!

never!