Zombie Apocolapse?

[USMC0351]

Some people just love Army of Darkness too much to see a chain saw is just a poorly thought out choice.

You're not Ash!!! Accept it and move on!!

My thoughts exactly.

[Sealknife]

Well...I don't think the "zombies" were actually dead in the 28 Days Later movies. I could be wrong, though.

Good point, though. I hadn't really thought that part out. (hits self in face)

[USMC0351]

Well...I don't think the "zombies" were actually dead in the 28 Days Later movies. I could be wrong, though.

Good point, though. I hadn't really thought that part out. (hits self in face)

In 28 Days/Weeks they were kind of on a permanent PCP trip with the single goal of spitting blood in your face.

[Jim_Jude]

Why not a trench spike? It's a simple 10'' to 11'' spike with a brass knuckle grip what was designed for going through steel helmets during WWI. You wouldn't have to worry about the edge of a blade getting stuck, it can penetrate a human skull easily, and you can feed them a right cross to back them off a bit.

A trench spike would be great. Made to deck MoFo's & to puncture skulls and scramble brains.

[Sealknife]

Here

[elipson]

Hahahaha Stolen andplaced on facebook.

Men in hats though?

[Neildo]

You're not Ash!!! Accept it and move on!!

never!

[Sealknife]

Hahahaha Stolen andplaced on facebook.

Men in hats though?

:D Well....I thought The Safety Dance would be appropriate when running from zombies. Perhaps it would add some joviality to the situation.

[Vorpal]

NJ firearms madness update: One of my partners at work is buying the same gun I am (Springfield XD Compact .40, for those of you coming late to this thread). In NJ you have to apply at you local police dept for a permit for each pistol you buy (long guns you can purchase with a firearms ID card only). Waiting times vary, by statute it is to be issued in 60 days. My friend just turned in the paperwork in his town and was told 3-4 months. I turned mine in Fri night and was told I coluld pick mine up on Tue. My friend is doomed to be zombie fodder. NJ sucks but at least the cops in my town have their shit together.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

It's not a gun, but as far the zombie apocalypse goes, I highly recommend getting one of these:



Headlamps are great for illuminating your ways through the dark and dreary corridors of the future, while leaving you free to carry a sawed-off shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

[Zendetta]

Zombie News! Zombie Bandit Caught!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28577820/

Whew! I know I feel safer!

[IMightBeWrong]

NJ firearms madness update: One of my partners at work is buying the same gun I am (Springfield XD Compact .40, for those of you coming late to this thread). In NJ you have to apply at you local police dept for a permit for each pistol you buy (long guns you can purchase with a firearms ID card only). Waiting times vary, by statute it is to be issued in 60 days. My friend just turned in the paperwork in his town and was told 3-4 months. I turned mine in Fri night and was told I coluld pick mine up on Tue. My friend is doomed to be zombie fodder. NJ sucks but at least the cops in my town have their shit together.

You poor man. Here in Arizona, you don't have to go through the police at all really. No waiting periods, you just submit some information for a background check when buying the weapon and take it home, and within 30 days law enforcement is required by state law to throw out records of your firearm purchase. Only things you have kept on record are class 3 purchases, if you're lucky enough to even have a class 3.

It's not a gun, but as far the zombie apocalypse goes, I highly recommend getting one of these:



Headlamps are great for illuminating your ways through the dark and dreary corridors of the future, while leaving you free to carry a sawed-off shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

I use these when backpacking... Mine doesn't have flames on it, though, unfortunately. I should get one that does. Everybody knows wearing flame decals makes you go faster.

[hapkido_keith]

:D Well....I thought The Safety Dance would be appropriate when running from zombies. Perhaps it would add some joviality to the situation.

Cause zombies don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

[Jim_Jude]

I use these when backpacking... Mine doesn't have flames on it, though, unfortunately. I should get one that does. Everybody knows wearing flame decals makes you go faster.

And shoot better...


Headlamps are great, though. I've got three, & one for the little lady. It actually had little flowers on the band... whatever works.

[Vorpal]

Lights attract zombies!