Zombie Apocolapse?

[JudOWNED]

Hopefully this signals the end of your failathon.

Another pronouncement without substance.

[Vorpal]

Well, I've given up on trying to get you to back up any assertation you've made with anything resembling a fact so...

Unless you're going to entertain us with stories about how you went weak at the knees and let out a womanly scream when you saw the hammer back on the one 1911 you encountered I'm done with this thread. I'll do the same thing for you I do for the mutts, let you have the last word. Go.

[Hesperus]

So is the dick beating contest over, or are we gonna hafta sit through more posturing and faggotry before we can talk about zombies again?

[Sealknife]

Yeah. Zombie conversations are the tits.

I'm really excited to get this Glock 22.
I'll post pictures when I go pick it up.

[JudOWNED]

Well, I've given up on trying to get you to back up any assertation you've made with anything resembling a fact so...

Unless you're going to entertain us with stories about how you went weak at the knees and let out a womanly scream when you saw the hammer back on the one 1911 you encountered I'm done with this thread. I'll do the same thing for you I do for the mutts, let you have the last word. Go.

*tap tap tap*

But you'e still an ass. ;)

[Sealknife]

How do you guys feel about brass knuckles? I mean you could wear them in addition to having almost full use of your hand. Although, a pair of kevlar gloves with inserts in the front might work better if you had to bust a zombie in the face.

Not that that would be a remotely good idea. It wouldn't.

[MrGalt]

Unless you can crush brains with a punch, what would be the point of punching a zombie at all? Zack isn't going to feel it and you aren't going to knock him out, so unless you just want the pain in your hand to distract you from the pain of getting eaten...

[Hesperus]

[...]in addition to having almost full use of your hand.

Maybe if you're used to your proximal phalanges being fused together.

Also, these two smilies were right next to each other. They entertained me a little.

:bully::car3:

A bull fighting an automobile! What crazy antics.

[Vince Tortelli]

I've actually been pondering the feasibility of killing a zombie with a high altitude hip throw or suplex, the undead not being known for their great ukemi skills.

[MrGalt]

Are you good at doing a hip throw while simultaneously maintaining a safe distance between your opponent's mouth and your um...everything?

[Vince Tortelli]

I'm thinking more of a Kevin Randleman vs Fedor style body lock throw, or Back Body suplex if you prefer. If I can get that set up I should be in no danger of being bitten. Getting the set up won't be easy, but it would probably be more useful than trying to smash a skull with my fists or feet.

[King Sleepless]

Listen, you are all going to be dead in a zombie invasion. All of you retards would get eaten in an invasion.

You never ever, ever, ever, ever go hunting for zombies. If you get close enough to shoot a zombie, you are too close.

Dummies.

[elipson]

Does anyone here want Sirc on his Zombie survival team??

Because I sure as hell am not taking care of him.

[honesty]

I reckon the five seven would be the best pistol for zombie death goodness. 20 round mags are all good, plus then you can grab a p90 and ammo share! :D

[Hesperus]

Calico 960.

German Suplex.

That is all.