The United States LOLforce Thread

[Airman Kai]

If it's a joke at the expense of an airman's dignity, put it in this thread. Here's one of my favorites.

[partyboy]

why does the aviator look like Mr Burns?

[vigilus]

Why don't rangers wear helmets.

[sochin101]

Why don't rangers wear helmets.

They don't want people thinking they're afraid of getting shot in the head.

[reinerbs]

hahaha, that's so true, i'm in the Air Force and work in the Fire Dept. and people complain about the cable being out in the bunk rooms. i think there are more comics on chairforce.com

[Airman Kai]

[Colby]

I was a grunt in the Marine Corps. I have been that miserable before. I went to Army Ranger school too, but I don't really remember too much of anything except being hungry and sleepy all the time. The Ranger in the comic doesn't look sleepy or hungry enough. I fell asleep once, standing up, with an MRE cracker in my mouth. When I woke up, my mouth was totally dry and it felt like my tongue was cracked. good times....good times.

[datdamnmachine]

Airman Kai, that last picture really hits home. Being stationed at Fort Lewis with McCord just a few exits up and being stationed in Korea where the closest U.S. installation to where we were stationed (Suwon) was Osan Air Force base.

There girls we had, sucked. The girls in the Air Force...awesome. The facilities in the Army, sucked. The Air Force...awesome.

The sad thing is, at MEPS just before I was about to ship to to basic, there was some girls going to the Air Force. Although they were not the cream of the crop there were total freaks. Right there in the waiting area, they struck up a conversation about masturbation and how they oh so enjoy it. That's when I knew, I joined the wrong branch of service.

[Rock Ape]

I can't really think of anything good or bad to say about the airmen/women I know.

Oh yes I can.. blue uniform wearing, can't march anywhere fags !

[joecos]

Hey AK -- looks like uploadgeeks has deleted all your images -- getting 404 errors on all of them.

[Lars]

It's a meta-joke: there are no jokes at an airman's dignity.

Ok, that might just be me sucking up so that Kai doesn't hurt me too badly at the next throwdown.

[Colby]

at MEPS just before I was about to ship to to basic, there was some girls going to the Air Force. Although they were not the cream of the crop there were total freaks. Right there in the waiting area, they struck up a conversation about masturbation and how they oh so enjoy it. That's when I knew, I joined the wrong branch of service.

I had pretty close to the same experience. There were only a couple of guys going into the Marine Corps including me. There were several girls going into the Air Force and Navy, and Army... I am pretty sure there were people going into the Coast Guard even. I wonder how many of them washed out (most were pretty unsat-looking). But when I think back on it, I don't really recall any Navy Chiefs that looked like they could run any farther than a donut/coffee refill either.

My wife is in the Air Force and she got pretty pissed when I commented on how similar the US Post Office uniforms and the Air Force are. It was worth the kick to the chest...

When you are used to sleeping under a poncho in the NTA, Kadena is paradise. There were no female Marines stationed anywhere close to wherever we were stationed. So, I can't really comment on them.

[datdamnmachine]

I had pretty close to the same experience. There were only a couple of guys going into the Marine Corps including me. There were several girls going into the Air Force and Navy, and Army... I am pretty sure there were people going into the Coast Guard even. I wonder how many of them washed out (most were pretty unsat-looking). But when I think back on it, I don't really recall any Navy Chiefs that looked like they could run any farther than a donut/coffee refill either.

My wife is in the Air Force and she got pretty pissed when I commented on how similar the US Post Office uniforms and the Air Force are. It was worth the kick to the chest...

When you are used to sleeping under a poncho in the NTA, Kadena is paradise. There were no female Marines stationed anywhere close to wherever we were stationed. So, I can't really comment on them.

Yeah, majority Army, many Air Force and Navy, some Marines, a few Coast Guard as well. Yeah, I wonder how many lasted as well. I know that I came with a group of 4-5 people to Basic and I know that one washed out in basic, another one for medical reasons, never saw the female once basic ramped up, and don't remember if there was or wasn't a fifth person.

I remember on Osan Air Force base in Korea. We were there playing pool on base that also had a restaurant/club there. The day we were there was Latin night. It started ramping up and I went in there to get the food I ordered earlier and HOLY SHIT! Those Air Force women were sooooo hot. All Latin and delicious and moving their hips and gyrating!!! All we had was ugly busted up girls for the most part were I was stationed.

Because of the MEPS incident, I was already sure I should have went Air Force but that moment in Osan just reaffirmed it for me in the worse possible way.

[Airman Kai]

If you thought MEPS was a hotbead a nervous and freaky chicas, you should see how they act when they arrive at their first base after tech school.

We'd actually call our old tech school squadrons to see when we were getting fresh fish. I've never seen women's standards drop so low as they had after their freedom was returned to them.

We did vile and despicable things to those girls. It was so awesome.

[rw4th]

When chicks first join the military they usually go freaky from all the attention and turn into total sluts. I used to love working staff for trade course that are female heavy (like medic, admin, etc), the course parties were a guaranteed lay ;-)