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    February is "Karate Rules" Month

    Yes, you read that right. We're switching gears somewhat for 2009 and featuring that which is awesome, instead of that which is awesomely bad. Most Martial Arts have some redeeming qualities and/or participants. We're going to be highlighting these.

    Don't worry though, we haven't lost our edge. In the course of pointing out the athletes and fighters who do not suck, we're going to be making it painfully obvious (where necessary) both that these guys are generally the exception to the suckage, and doing our best to remind the twits who would attach themselves to their accomplishments that awesomeness isn't something you acquire by association.

    So Karate. Karate, as a style, has been one of the most unfortunate victims of the McDojo phenomenon. In the 60's it was a huge cash cow and there was an explosion of half-qualified instructors starting up schools around the country. It waned a bit in the 70's, in part due to Saturday morning Kung Fu theater. However, the 1980's saw a resurgence of the Okinawan art because of a movie about a scrawny kid, a stupid bike, and the burger joint manager from Happy Days.

    But in spite of all the cornyness associated with bad movies and worse, real Karate was still around, practiced in a handful of places where bruises were more important than belts, and the end goal of training profecient fighters was never traded for the prospect of a dojo full of doughy, escapist students.

    Let's spend this month paying tribue to men like Mas Oyama, whose reputation may exceed reality somewhat, but not so much as to outshine the man's actual legacy. Let's honor those who, like Lyoto Machida, use Karate in the spirit it was intended: to hurt other people with deadly precision and effectiveness as opposed to flailing around in the air fighting invisible opponents.

    And as always, let's remind everyone that unless you're properly training to be a Fighter, you're certainly not a Warrior, nor should you claim any of the honor and respect due to someone who actually puts his body on the line to prove him or herself worthy of it.
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    Karate Bullies represent!

    (I am not one therefor I will not be representing.)

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      #3
      Hooray!

      Hooray for Shokei Matsui and Choki Motobu! Hooray for specialized limited-range hard-contact sparring, and the karateka who decide to spar at all ranges, cross-train, keep an open mind, and train with modern techniques and tools.

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        #4
        In the spirit of BS, I'll out-and-out say my karate was C- at best. If indeed I ever do become some sort of a badass, Shorin Ryu will have little to nothing to do with it.

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          #5
          The funny thing about cross training and Karate is that it was socially acceptable and encouraged in japan with Karate teachers sending their students to learn Judo and vis-a-versa.

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            #6
            high five to taking the bullshittery out of TMA.

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              #7
              War Dolph Lundgrin?

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                #8
                I took karate for my phys ed class in the eighth grade, but the teacher pretty much gave up on trying to teach us anything. We practiced break dancing instead. (this was 1981)

                If I ever lost my job, I could always fall back on being a robot street performer. I did learn that twisty punch thing, and how to block a downward karate chop. KIAH!

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                  #9
                  Cant wait to see how "Wing Chun Rules" month is gonna go..

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Phrost
                    Let's honor those who, like Lyoto Machida, use Karate in the spirit it was intended: to hurt other people with deadly precision and effectiveness as opposed to flailing around in the air fighting invisible opponents.
                    Don't forget those who use it to beat the living tar out of BJ Penn.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheRuss
                      Don't forget those who use it to beat the living tar out of BJ Penn.
                      That makes two UFC fighters whose fathers are karate masters. And they both make a habit of embarassing guys who talk a lot of shit.

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                        #12
                        Machida, Frank Mir (yes Frank Mir) GSP, Jeff Joslin - if he ever comes back from his concussions.

                        Seth Petruselli (the man who beat Kimbo)

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                          #13
                          Yes I'm sure that had nothing to do with the fact that he is 200lbs of solid muscle in a dehydrated 170lbs body, a brown belt in BJJ, a crazy good wrestler, very sweaty, very stinky (probably), and the fact that BJ's head can somehow be concussed 400 times in a row before the "fight" technically needs to be "stopped". Having said that though, +1 for Kyokushin.

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                            #14
                            Lyoto Machida! there lets move on to next month!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Gabetuno
                              Yes I'm sure that had nothing to do with the fact that he is 200lbs of solid muscle in a dehydrated 170lbs body, a brown belt in BJJ, a crazy good wrestler, very sweaty, very stinky (probably), and the fact that BJ's head can somehow be concussed 400 times in a row before the "fight" technically needs to be "stopped". Having said that though, +1 for Kyokushin.

                              GSP is a BJJ black Belt

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