One hell of a year, eh?
Not really? What's your problem, mang?
Ok, so 2008 wasn't the greatest year in Martial Arts history. Several up-and-coming MMA organizations folded, reality show dramamanwhoring (just made that word up, thank you very much) gave the general public the impression that fighters are a bunch of violent crybabies, and overweight LARPer Walter Mittys like Phil Elmore still abound.
So what's a No BS Martial Artist to do?
Well, what we do best, of course: shine the light of scorn, derision, and shame upon those whose actions bring the same upon 4387<sup>1</sup> years of warrior tradition. And by "warrior tradition" we don't mean playing dress up in feudal Asian haberdashery and doing the Poomse Macarena. We're talking about people who dedicated their lives to kicking ass, of the tangible variety.
With that in mind, we're announcing the revival of the
The categories for 2008 are as follows:
Badass of the Year: For being a badass. You're so badass you probably memorized this description before you even read it. You make Chuck Norris jokes look like actual bullet points on your resume. We don't just want to honor you, we want to be you. Please send us autographed pictures, seriously.
Douchebag of the Year : For exemplary service in the fight against credible Martial Arts, fighters, or practitioners. This individual's actions bring great shame upon him/her/themselves, the Martial Arts, and Humanity in General. Please get hit by a pickup truck covered in AIDS.Worst Fight of the Year: Hmm, I wonder who's going to win this one? Kicking Ass Less In Battle is a sin which should not go unrecognized. So we're dedicating this award to you. You proabably already know who you are, but if you don't, you soon will.
Forum Bully of the Year:You're the wind beneath our forum's wings. Not that we've got wings, because those would look pretty goddamn stupid on a bull, but you get the point. It's a crappy Bette Midler song, what do you expect. You rock, and by example, encourage others to rock just as hard.
Best Fight of the Year: You, however, did kick a plethora of ass and for this we salute you.
Throwdown of the Year: You posted, you came, you saw, you got flying teabagged by a 15 year old with a parental waiver. Throwdowns are the foundation for this site's work ethic, and separate the fighters from the LARPers. This award will be given to the best one held in 2008.
All awards will be nominated and voted on by our esteemed pannel of representatives (otherwise known as our Supporting Members).
Not really? What's your problem, mang?
Ok, so 2008 wasn't the greatest year in Martial Arts history. Several up-and-coming MMA organizations folded, reality show dramamanwhoring (just made that word up, thank you very much) gave the general public the impression that fighters are a bunch of violent crybabies, and overweight LARPer Walter Mittys like Phil Elmore still abound.
So what's a No BS Martial Artist to do?
Well, what we do best, of course: shine the light of scorn, derision, and shame upon those whose actions bring the same upon 4387<sup>1</sup> years of warrior tradition. And by "warrior tradition" we don't mean playing dress up in feudal Asian haberdashery and doing the Poomse Macarena. We're talking about people who dedicated their lives to kicking ass, of the tangible variety.
With that in mind, we're announcing the revival of the
Bullshido Awards
The categories for 2008 are as follows:
Badass of the Year: For being a badass. You're so badass you probably memorized this description before you even read it. You make Chuck Norris jokes look like actual bullet points on your resume. We don't just want to honor you, we want to be you. Please send us autographed pictures, seriously.
Douchebag of the Year : For exemplary service in the fight against credible Martial Arts, fighters, or practitioners. This individual's actions bring great shame upon him/her/themselves, the Martial Arts, and Humanity in General. Please get hit by a pickup truck covered in AIDS.Worst Fight of the Year: Hmm, I wonder who's going to win this one? Kicking Ass Less In Battle is a sin which should not go unrecognized. So we're dedicating this award to you. You proabably already know who you are, but if you don't, you soon will.
Forum Bully of the Year:You're the wind beneath our forum's wings. Not that we've got wings, because those would look pretty goddamn stupid on a bull, but you get the point. It's a crappy Bette Midler song, what do you expect. You rock, and by example, encourage others to rock just as hard.
Best Fight of the Year: You, however, did kick a plethora of ass and for this we salute you.
Throwdown of the Year: You posted, you came, you saw, you got flying teabagged by a 15 year old with a parental waiver. Throwdowns are the foundation for this site's work ethic, and separate the fighters from the LARPers. This award will be given to the best one held in 2008.
All awards will be nominated and voted on by our esteemed pannel of representatives (otherwise known as our Supporting Members).
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