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    Yeah, we went there! May is Bruce Lee Sucks Month

    A_skinny_geek_107: Bruce Lee could have beaten Fedor easily! They had to slow down the camera just to catch his movements he was so fast! He invented numchucks and was the first person to ever do MMA. He could even punch through a phone book!

    Yeah, it's about goddamn time we did this. Bruce Lee is the most discussed Martial Artist in history. He's also the most over-hyped, romanticized, and commercialized figure in the industry.

    If you've spent any significant time on an Internet discussion forum, I'm sure you've run into comments like the one above. Generally they're made by 140 lb. nerds who can't do 10 pushups without ralphing up their Cheetos and Mountain Dew. They're no doubt comforted by the idea that a seemingly likewise-scrawny person could be the toughest man on the planet. It provides them hope that someday, if they yell "wooooaaaaaa" and flail around by themselves in their rooms enough, they won't get stuffed into their lockers or have their ass cheeks superglued together.

    And there's also an entire industry of memorabilia and merchandise about the man. Yeah, we're about to take a huge.... look at that too. For f&*k's sake, there's Bruce Lee bowling pins. Come on, seriously?

    We don't dispute that Bruce had an impact on the Martial Arts. What we're disputing are the myths and BS about him being virtually superhuman, or his superior fighting ability off-screen. Not to mention his fortune cookie philosophy blended with crap Jigoro Kano figured out 60+ years earlier.

    But truly, this month is more dedicated to the nerdiots who've elevated Lee to a demi-god than the man himself or his true legacy. We're going to sift through that legacy and show the facts, not the myth, of Lee Jun-Fan.
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    #2
    Bruce Lee made wing chun work.

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      #3
      Originally posted by nightowl
      Bruce Lee made wing chun work.
      :icon_scra

      Are you saying this as an example of the shit people come out with or do you believe it?

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        #4
        Can't WAIT for the video. I hope to see a lot of bad imitators and examples of "Bruce Lee quotes" that were said before, (i.e. the Kano thing that Phrost mentioned)

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          #5
          I had an anthropology professor who lived in a Yekwana village in the Amazon. They had a movie projector with two videos. One was porn, the other was a Bruce Lee movie. The local kids, from an isolated Amazonian village, would practice their jump kicks and such so they could be like Bruce Lee.

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            #6
            Wow this is gonna be awesome

            Even bruce would laugh at the arses who made him a demigod today....well maybe he wouldnt

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              #7
              Originally posted by CodosDePiedra
              I had an anthropology professor who lived in a Yekwana village in the Amazon. They had a movie projector with two videos. One was porn, the other was a Bruce Lee movie. The local kids, from an isolated Amazonian village, would practice their jump kicks and such so they could be like Bruce Lee.
              If you've got porn and bruce lee what other movies could you possibly need?! lol

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                #8
                I whole-heartedly agree with this month's theme.

                Oh, and 'Enter the Dragon' is boring.

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                  #9
                  Joe Lewis has earned my eternal respect for being the one man who trained under Bruce with big enough balls to flat out tell people, "Bruce was not a fighter."

                  ...and, irony of ironies, the statement has earned him nothing but scorn in the martial arts community.

                  --Joe

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                    #10
                    He said that? Cool!

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                      #11
                      Can you link to where Joe Lewis said that? I never heard that you got me interested. Bruce isnt a demi-god, but his dedication to fitness and martial arts are admirable you have to admit. His philosophy's are nothing new, they are regurgitated Tao quotes, but they are still interesting to anyone who subscribes to eastern philosophy. It really is terrible there is no video of him fighting other then that Hong Kong rooftop crap which is unwatchable. Theres only myths about him beating up Karate masters. I want to see 1970 Bruce Lee vs. Caol Uno

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                        #12
                        His movies are fucking terrible by the way. I can't tell the difference between any of them. "Uncle/Mother/Father told me not to fight when I got to the new land."

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by CodosDePiedra
                          I had an anthropology professor who lived in a Yekwana village in the Amazon. They had a movie projector with two videos. One was porn, the other was a Bruce Lee movie. The local kids, from an isolated Amazonian village, would practice their jump kicks and such so they could be like Bruce Lee.
                          As opposed to making proper usage of the other movie.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Vulgar42Ox
                            Can you link to where Joe Lewis said that? I never heard that you got me interested.
                            Here's one such Interview, where Lewis speaks his mind:
                            http://www.cityonfire.com/unknown/in...ewis/index.htm

                            Here's another one:
                            http://www.bruceleedivinewind.com/joelewis.html

                            --Joe

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                              #15
                              Bruce Lee is going to show up in this thread and kick all y'all asses.

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