Nobody appreciates a good joke more than we do. No, seriously, after violence, humor is our most revered quality around here. We can even appreciate the kind of humor that's only funny after you've run something so far into the ground it's bumping into molten iron.
But what we don't appreciate is mindless bandwaggoning, and memes gone wild, like drunk college girls showing their boobs. Ok, maybe we don't have a problem with that either (the boobs thing, not the memes).
Chuck Norris once had dignity. He stood for the excellence of Martial Arts in America. He cared about POWs. He sold stretchy kicking jeans. He punched Bruce Lee in the face.
However, due to an unholy concoction of Conan O'Brien, Bill Brasky, and the Internet, we've been forced to endure the criminally un-funny, repetitive, and retarded for some 18 months now. We, here at Bullshido, would like to kindly request you take your Chuck Norris jokes and cram them up your roundhouse.
In order to provide some cosmic balance in the universe, this month is dedicated to how much Chuck Sucks. So grow out your beards, put on your chaps, and break out your pirated copies of Photoshop. While we can respect Chuck Norris the man, we absofuckinglutely loathe Chuck Norris the Movement.
But what we don't appreciate is mindless bandwaggoning, and memes gone wild, like drunk college girls showing their boobs. Ok, maybe we don't have a problem with that either (the boobs thing, not the memes).
Chuck Norris once had dignity. He stood for the excellence of Martial Arts in America. He cared about POWs. He sold stretchy kicking jeans. He punched Bruce Lee in the face.
However, due to an unholy concoction of Conan O'Brien, Bill Brasky, and the Internet, we've been forced to endure the criminally un-funny, repetitive, and retarded for some 18 months now. We, here at Bullshido, would like to kindly request you take your Chuck Norris jokes and cram them up your roundhouse.
In order to provide some cosmic balance in the universe, this month is dedicated to how much Chuck Sucks. So grow out your beards, put on your chaps, and break out your pirated copies of Photoshop. While we can respect Chuck Norris the man, we absofuckinglutely loathe Chuck Norris the Movement.
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