Joe Son Accused of Murdering Cellmate

[Phrost]

Arguably best known best for being repeatedly punched in the jaji by Keith Hackney in UFC IV, Joe Son was sentenced last month to 17 years in prison for his role in the torture and gang rape of a woman in 1990. (No, not related to Glenn Beck in any sense.)

Son is now suspected of killing his cellmate, a 50 year old sex offender who was serving a two-year sentence for failing to register. Prison officials have stated he is a likely suspect, and although they have not completed the investigation, they have not named any other suspects in the case.

For those in our audience who were born after UFC IV, and recently hit puberty under a rock, here's video of the fight that made Son's mark on UFC history:

Given Son's criminal acts, we can only characterize the outcome of his UFC fight, in hindsight, as "Kenpo Karma". At the very least it was a high point for both Kenpo, and groin protector sales.

[Rock Ape]

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76887

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[battlefields]

At the very least it was a high point for both Kenpo, and groin protector sales.

All I can say is this, Phrost, with lines like this, you should be writing on a comedy website.

[jander]

I remember watching that fight back in the day, classic. So if he raped a woman in 1990 why was he just now sentenced? And how did he fight in the UFC that was a few years after?

[hapkido_keith]

Arguably best known best for being repeatedly punched in the jaji by Keith Hackney in UFC IV,

Cause NO ONE remembers him from any movies...

[Phrost]

This is Bullshido we're talking about.

[ty5]

I remember watching that fight back in the day, classic. So if he raped a woman in 1990 why was he just now sentenced? And how did he fight in the UFC that was a few years after?

DNA sample taken in 2008 for an unrelated crime matched the DNA held for the 1990 crime.

[jander]

DNA sample taken in 2008 for an unrelated crime matched the DNA held for the 1990 crime.

Oh ok, so he was already a rapist when he fought Keith Hackney. He deserved to get his nuts smashed

[Lu Tze]

All I can say is this, Phrost, with lines like this, you should be writing on a comedy website.

But he already does?

[danharr]

I remember when I first heard about this new development in this guys scummyness he just keeps getting worse and worse.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Known to some as Kimo's manager????

"You guys are going to see the spirit of the lord Jesus Christ tonight"
It's funny he said that, cos when I read about his new troubles, I thought "Jesus Christ, what next?"

I wonder if he killed that guy in jail, with a razor tipped bowler hat?

[ty5]

WTF is up with those leopard skin pants??

[bobyclumsyninja]

WTF is up with those leopard skin pants??

and how about bearing a wooden cross to the ring/cage?

Pretentious, ridiculous and impractical.

...and the leopard skin. I'll never eat cat again :]

Also +1 Phrost, for using the phallic term "Jaji"

[Sri Hanuman]

Now he'll be able to use 52blocks when he gets out, and goes for the next UFC.

[Sam Browning]

By then they'll have a seniors division