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  • Airman Kai
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    That one faltered a bit. It simply didn't have the same quality of comedic timing that comes from Shin's writing.

    Still funny, though.:laughing4

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  • Gosai
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    I am no dissapointed either with this newest entry. MORE! I need more!

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  • Rubberduck
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    So the Master has chosen his Apprentice. Good choice, good choice indeed.:pool:

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  • Trollhammer
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    Originally posted by Shadowstalker
    In order to keep her guard up, as she does not understand the samurai way yet she proceeded to call me a fag, but as she left I unleashed the most powerful Love Kiai of my life, so she would know she is forgiven.
    Love Kiai FTW!

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  • Kane Hosokawa
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    These whole fucking.....deal, is just to awesome for words.



    That's all that I can try to explain, having to use the human language.

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  • Shard
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    Originally posted by CannibalCrowley
    Shinkengata has made a fine choice.
    I second that.

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  • CannibalCrowley
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    Shinkengata has made a fine choice.

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  • Shadowstalker
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    Hello all. My appointment as a successor actually came as a side note from something else, however I intend to do all that I can to live up, that being said, here's your newest entry.

    Day 82

    Dear Diary...

    Tragedy has once again struck, I begin to wonder if there is any woman out there worthy for a samurai. It was late in the evening, I was lying in peaceful repose, being lulled by Astos' voice, telling me of the latest Kenshin episode, and my nurse stepped in to usher Astos out, saying that visiting hours were over. Then, as always she stepped out to move on to another patients room and Astos leaned in to kiss me on the head, as he always does. But the woman, apperantly, forgot her writing pad and came back in to get it, witnessing Astos' tender goodbye. Since then she has said nothing to me not riddled with comments too derisive for your sacred pages.

    What is so hard for today's women to understand about the sacred relationship of a Samurai master and his apprentice? I tried to tell her that in japan it is not uncommon for a master to take his closest student as a companion. Knowing that her disgust was merely to mask her disappointment I also told her, with a knowing wink in my voice, that it by no means meant that I was unavailable for a female. In order to keep her guard up, as she does not understand the samurai way yet she proceeded to call me a fag, but as she left I unleashed the most powerful Love Kiai of my life, so she would know she is forgiven.

    I suppose now I know how Akira Toriyama feels when dealing with such unknowing Gaijin.

    For now Diary, I rest, but I shall see you soon.
    Last edited by Shadowstalker; 8/23/2006 3:42pm, .

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  • tiktok
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    Originally posted by kungfujew
    Me.

    Dear Diary,

    Buttsecks.

    Oh, and some Samurai junk.
    LOL



    Shin, it's a bummer for us that you have to move and thus can't fully continue the saga of hilarity that you've created. Speaking for myself and the colleagues I've shared these diaries with...you will be missed. But regardless, I wish you the best of luck!

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  • Shinkengata
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    Actually im not in the military, and i didn't plan to stay here in MS long, just to visit family and such, but through a series of events i ended up here a lot longer than i anticipated. Now im finally getting to go back. My new successor will undoubtedly post his first diary entry soon. Until then you folks will have to bask in the suspense of who it is. :5bomb:

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  • kungfujew
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    Originally posted by Gosai
    And whose the successor?
    Me.

    Dear Diary,

    Buttsecks.

    Oh, and some Samurai junk.

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  • Gosai
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    And whose the successor?

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  • datdamnmachine
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    Originally posted by Shinkengata
    Alright folks...


    I'm moving out of state again, and i won't have access to the internet but maybe once every few weeks or so. Instead of making you all wait this long for new entries, i decided to pass this one on to a suitable successor. I may pop in from time to time to see where he has taken my story, and maybe throw in a surprise entry of my own, but from here it belongs to him. I've read some of the things he's written and i think he can carry it.

    I'm hopping on a plane at 2:30 tommorrow morning, so this will be my last post here for awhile. Everyone take care and i'll be back as soon as i can.


    Oh...and for God's sake....Keep it Ninja.
    Sorry to hear man, these posts make work a lot more enjoyable, but a lot less productive. I hope that you find a goog place to continue in your martial arts endeavors. Also, why always moving, are you military?

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  • CrapKnee
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    Shouldn't we be keeping it samurai in this thread?

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  • Shinkengata
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    Alright folks...


    I'm moving out of state again, and i won't have access to the internet but maybe once every few weeks or so. Instead of making you all wait this long for new entries, i decided to pass this one on to a suitable successor. I may pop in from time to time to see where he has taken my story, and maybe throw in a surprise entry of my own, but from here it belongs to him. I've read some of the things he's written and i think he can carry it.

    I'm hopping on a plane at 2:30 tommorrow morning, so this will be my last post here for awhile. Everyone take care and i'll be back as soon as i can.


    Oh...and for God's sake....Keep it Ninja.

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